JK this lockdown s*** is goat for introverts

makes me wish i didn't move out with a messy roomate

least he comes with beer

Fr
I can game my life away and nobody can say s***

"who are you with?"
"im with voice of america."
"WHY?? Amazing. Who else please?"

ahahhahahahahahahahaa im rolllling

the movies that are gonna be made about this in the future gonna be so lit

im off to bed lol

who gonna be playing trump?

himself

he immortal

good timing, just ended

I’m imagining some dope coming of age movies set during this tbh

We really going thru a legendary era rn tho 💯

Where were YOU during the 2020 pandemic

In bed

Bruhhhhh one of my coworkers from one of the ambulance companies that got deployed to Chicago got fired cuz she let a bunch of dudes bang her in the hotel room where they all were stayin

Assuming another more lethal one doesn’t wipe us out

Was she bad?

And Kanye

She was ok, big butt

If the b**** dying she might as well get some d***

Gettin that quaranpeen-is

hurry up and lockdown Massachusetts already.

Wasn’t it just like 885k this morning? Now it’s 921k