I’m aware it’s Earnest but imma just call him Donald.

Stay home and get ur racks up

Understandable

That’s gonna be like 20 op would be cutting it close with that one

He gonna have to be smoove as f*** to pull that one off and not look broke

Yea aight lmao

Nah

steal a car together

Definitely hit the park & nice nature spots

Have them scoped out in advance

Come prepared with a few cheap ass snacks & s***. A blanket. Speakers. Whatever compliments the cause

Maybe even something you made.

Or go make sm food together. There’s dirt cheap ass dishes like aglio e olio that smack everytime. Do that and then hit the park. Create art if y’all into that

Walk around a lot. take her to Multiple places. Ride buses and trains together. switching locations creates more memories and feels like more of an eventful day. play cards or chess together

jus riffing

That’s traditional are you living under a rock

Not gold digging if you asked her on a date

That’s just you taking her on a date

Fellas is taking a woman out simping

You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.

if you paying for every single thing you doing something wrong b

Park

Beach if you by one

Nigga you asked if you could take her out tf would she be paying

Karoke night at at a bar

Me and my girl been together a year off the strength of a broke nigga date. Idk what to tell you other than you’re absolutely wrong. You can match a beautiful partner or a hot fling no matter your bank account

Bro if I tell the b**** it’s on me that’s a different premise

If I’m just “asking for her time” as another simp put it, I ain’t paying for s*** unless I want to. She a hooker or smth?

Every circumstance different, the majority might not say the same.

what she feels like paying lmao

Many times I’ve had people pay for themselves or say I don’t need to pay for them, from food to movies

He gotta hit the grocery store with her

It’s a good conversation starter and s*** and it’ll burn some time

Also maybe bring a lap top or something yall could maybe watch a movie in the park

@op this your whole s*** right here