like what if they think you're annoying and they just tolerate you for food

Do you have a pet?

Cat owners be like

my dog didnt love me even tho i loved her with all my heart she just loved food lol

i know for a fact my dog loves me

Snake owners be like

how do dogs know how to play fetch?

people teach them

yea but like I never taught my dog how to fetch and I had it since it was a puppy. It automatically knows how to fetch

my dog didnt know how even though i tried to teach him then i gave up

sounds like your dog is a genius

cats superior all i know

how come dogs bark every time the doorbell rings

my dog doesn't bark

My dog loves me bc I let him smoke cigarettes

I think the same about everyone who depends on me in some way.

No, it’s obvious they love me

they like anyone that takes care of them

Don't think my pets actually love me but im not capable of love anyways

i hate pets

I’m my b****’s dad no f***ing question

So true

that means you f***ed her dog mom

no