Just watch. That hiring update email gunna read like “we are currently mixing the idea of hiring you in the back. We’ll be in touch soon!”

they rly said “ARUGHHHRHGH” full chest voice

his power is unmatched

Can anyone recommend tasty dog snacks?

Not for my dog

(yeah its over)

Rotate. The. Satellites.

he didn't say a word about the album last night smh

Oh he did. He said it’s coming soon! (2024)

No troll this is what he said

tiktok.com/t/ZT8RA65Jo

Hopefully, it's taking over the role of Drake's marketing team cuz his current s*** sucks

Pusha does this in all of his music, so those two are exempt

So that means it is coming soon... August is virtually wide open

Be careful… Aubrey’s definition of soon and ours are completely different

Upon closer inspection of the video, I have a theory.... He said "If I miss you, I have an album on the way soon". Since he's in New York a few nights at the same venue, it stands to reason there will be some people who come back for another show. There will be people who do not come back, and those people will miss seeing him again post album drop.

In this line of thought, what if he is saying the album is dropping this Friday, while he is in New York?

In other words, how could he miss someone he is talking directly to in the moment? Is he saying if you don't come for another show you will miss the release of the album?

I'm reaching, but it's all we got at this point.

If someone can spell out what I am trying to say better than I can, by all means. This s*** confuses me, but I feel like I'm onto something lol

Here's another thing to consider... Could Drake be waiting to announce after Smiley drops? This could be the reason the podcast was delayed and so on and so forth.

I see what you’re saying, but I’m reluctant to buy in on this theory because he’s basically been saying something similar to this at each show to be honest. I mean, if he wants to drop.. during the NY leg of the tour makes a ton of sense tbh. I just don’t really buy into his version of “soon” 😂

He does throw that word around a lot. I really think we get some information once Smiley drops his s***. Travis is pretty dead set on the 28th, according to news outlets. If there is nothing that comes out this week, we are looking at August. This is the last TONIGHT week we can have for July, so let's make the most out of it lol

Sept. 1/2021

KTT2 Moderators HAVE HEARD THE ALBUM (TEASERS AND SPOILERS ITT)
So I normally wouldn't post this, but I have a major issue. Two long-time moderators on a widespread forum named KTT2 have heard CLB. Before anyone comments, please know these moderators have been on here for a LONG TIME and are posting lyrics/teases from “too sexy.”
The moderators names are CLB Quadra, Fenix, and CKL TML.
ktt2.com/album-6-thread-275/2129
“I’mma f*** her and send her back to metro housin”
“I’m too sexy for the trap”
They also said Naomi Sharon vocals are “next level” and CLB is the best album they've heard. If anyone is reading this post from KTT I will be posting all of the CLB teases ITT.
CKL TML - “hype wasnt all there because i thought it was going to be more commercial / poppy but what I heard was amazing and it seems to have a darker / consistent sound. The samples are god level too.”
CLB Quadra - “Under a picture lives some of the greatest quotes from me"
CLB Quadra - “I been hot since my son was born"
CKL TML - “Yea I’ve heard 3 snippets Against the wind sounds like lemon pepper or has those elements you’re looking for at least”

With all these reputable sources in here, how do we not know a single thing about this new album? It would seem Drake's team is better at keeping s*** under wraps that initially appeared

Roy single tonight as well