IT BEGINS

No way people actually care about this

Folks love listening to this white man

I hope Elon musk sucks a big fat d***. I mean just thick and veiny and he's not allowed to stop until that ectoplasm slivers down his gullet

i wish they wouldn’t add one

now we can’t see people mess up on tweets they just gonna edit them

There will most likely be an edit history of the tweet

I knew it

i find it funny as its main userbase will be upset, what they gonna do? run back to tumblr?

I can finally call someone a redneck on twitter without getting banned?

Makes sense since he’s easily one of the most prolific users on the platform.

Elon Musk decides not to join Twitter board, says CEO Parag Agrawal

cnbc.com/2022/04/11/elon-musk-decides-not-to-join-twitter-board-says-ceo-parag-agrawal.html

ELON MUSK SAYS OFFERING TO BUY 100% OF TWITTER FOR $54.20 PER SHARE IN CASH

That’s almost $43 billion minus what he has now

Twitter was already dead but it’s officially buried if this goes through

Should be interesting to see what the next big text based social media will be like

ELON

I gotta keep it real

I’m nervous about this

I support Elon’s ventures into EV & space travel, I believe they are net-positives for humanity.

But he is such a dumbass when it comes to social issues & his absolutist view on “free speech”

I hope he handles this well if he actually takes it over lol Billionaires buying social media platforms… ffs

He offered $54.20 per share because it has ‘420’ in it.. this dude has the humour of a 12 year old

He won’t
Your last line says it all

how is twitter dead?

i mean it would be nice if it died but i dont understand how its dead

He’ll have Twitter functioning like AOL messenger

trump gone man

Reason „why individuals shouldnt have this amount of money“ 964929: