i was reading that s*** thinking the same thing lmfao imagine dying of rabies. my body way too strong for all that, that’s why i ain’t get no vaccine symptoms either

B**** ass rabies bats probably jerk it too much, h**** little things don't have any willpower, now they rabid

fr that’s what lack of semen retention will do to you, make you a rabies bat

Only Victorian chimney sweeps who go to work on penny farthings gotta be scared of rabies

damn bruh don’t do Elric like that

He's got nothing to worry about he's like Mr Burns, perfectly in balance

bruhhhh classic

This sounds more like gordon

Absolutely love seeing Cristiano Ronaldo sad

One of the most agonizing ways a person can die. Luckily it isn’t really a problem in the U.S/Canada

Yessir

Yeah literally only a a couple recorded incidents but still

getting impaled by Vlad Dracula sounds more enticing than that

my breath smells like i’ve been getting high again, i wish you could’ve seen me not passed out on the carpet

y’all this new Lucy Dacus goes crazy

went to the Sf Giants game on Friday night and man the weed smelled too good

lmaooo i bet, that’s the only smell that can immediately make me jealous

almost not quite considering some of vlads victims didn't die for a few days

Vlad had to be a descendent of Satan can't comprehend how a human could do the evil he did and not feel the need to jump off a building

I'm happy for the Hawks and everything, but if Atlanta makes the finals, I'd be very upset, because if Suns were to lose . I'd rather lose to Good Guy Giannis to Trae f***ing Young headass.

If Suns beat Hawks in the finals, though, that would be glorious

idk but I'm leaning towards Yorgos. I like Eggers a lot but Yorgos is a bit more idiosyncratic. Then again, Sacred Deer's first three thirds are imo his best work and while the last third is pretty boring as well as there being the possibility of him losing his originality due to him being more glorified in Hollywood (uo here: Dogtooth is a remake of Ripstein's Castle of Purity in Haneke's early style. The Lobster for example is far more original imo.) so it can go either way.

The long marinade

Yeah ive grown to like stranded almost as much as s/t tbh

The Suns will beat either one in 5.

@Elric this 1970 Elvis album That's the Way It Is is really nice some outstanding vocal performances

gonna peep the Elvis Country album soon too

Bucks can take em