evergreen tweet

It was niggas who never really listened to the Smiths, saw someone else name drop them and ran with it

alphonse has the worst taste in music ever too while we're at it

Alternatively, maybe, you’ll see the light, and go on and on, like I do, about how it’s a borderline spiritual experience, one that will have you standing around with crowds of teenagers and skaters after midnight, below underpasses, at warehouse shows with unpronounceable names on the bill, or at more standard venues (where maybe you’ll get caught in a riot, or end up posted up next to a furry), just to listen to this babyface Upper West Side 20 year old’s blur of blown-out, totally zooted dance rap.

• Alphonse Pierre “Best New Music” review for xaviorsobased album (8.2)

idk why anyone takes reviewers tastes seriously anymore when they don’t take themselves seriously at all in the 2020s

@hayabusa is right there

it's always the pokemon pfps

dumbass #2 chiming in

what happens when your love for regional music goes too far

"We were just typing buzzwords and didn't think we'd be caught for shilling"

A text I sent to Alphonse on June 6th

Crazy 3 am text but that flexin Fenix song is 100% AI assisted or something. It don’t even sound like a real person voice. Mexican nigga not gone fool me

"none of this was being discussed seriously"

that's such funny damage control by mano cus it was already getting heavy ai allegations and discussion before it officially dropped, look at first page of this thread man alphonse even acknowledges fenix denying it by that point too

This but unironically

Incredibly ironic that he literally wasn't able

Counterpoint your ears are cooked

The only way you could even convince yourself this song wasn’t AI is by thinking it was a good song which is nasty in itself.

Alphonse haters so incredibly vindicated

It’s like watching Milli Vanilli

At this point, he knew the jig was up

Again, he said “watching local cable” and people didn’t think this was AI lol

it doesn't help that this nigga is not nice to look at it. Tyga too. maybe people would be more open to it if these dudes were nice looking.

this is so ass bro holy s***

S***fork