i beg your pardon ?
Not a cat

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/frank-oceans-father-my-son-is-scam-artist-and-a-hypocrite-117407/
his dad tried to warn y'all
I bet if they do livestream next week and it all runs a bit smoother everyone's gonna hype the performance lol
It's obviously a squirrel
Thank you
doubling down. i like it.
Thank you YOU DID THIS

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/frank-oceans-father-my-son-is-scam-artist-and-a-hypocrite-117407/
his dad tried to warn y'all
Art is only a scam when its bullshit lol
So the show was bad?
No it was great lol frank just asked everyone to say it was bad for the sake of performance art
DJ Crystalmess had been preparing her set for weeks/months
DJ CrystalMeth
It’s 11:30pm PST and Frank hasn’t come out for his show slated to start at 10:00PM
“There’s no way this guy would just not show up to the concert he made millions of dollars off of right”
More time passes, nothing, for some reason there appears to be an ice rink leaking water and making the grounds completely muddy
Your new Nike ID blazers you got custom made for the show are ruined
Suddenly, thunderous bass, vocals from the heavens
“Omg, he’s finally here, this has to be little demon right”
“I think I started something / I got what I wanted / Did-didn't I can't feel nothing, superhuman / Even when I'm f***ing, Viagra popping”
Oh it’s just novacane, wait, this isn’t even live, he’s just dancing to the mp3 of the song, wait I can’t even see him, where is he
*Alright, now imma play yall some new s****
the crowd goes insane, suddenly you hear jersey club music, finally, frank dance/house music, this is what weve all been waiting for
"These b****es want Nikes"
frank cuts off the remix 30 seconds in, you look up and a 6'8 security guard is twerking like ice spice up against the stage
"Sorry guys curfew hit, the show is over, thank you!"
everybody rushes to the exits, you are shoulder to shoulder with thousands of other sweaty, high, disappointed fans
you are stuck in a crowd for so long that you s*** and piss your pants and find your car's tires were slashed in the parking lot

unironically hates his fans, the people around him, the workers he hired for this show
f*** this guy fr
in all seriousness this is what gets me. someone renowned as a "humanistic songwriter" and an "empathic voice of a generation" doesn't give a f*** about the laborers that have to do painstaking work to set up the bullshit he childishly wanted to see if Coachella would give in to. forget cutting the livestream (even though this is also pretty inexcusable) or satisfying normie fans for a second. that is tier 1 narcissist s***.
living the sheltered life of a rich egomaniac really dries out the soul, which is, you know, the thing you need to make beautiful humanistic lyrics and songs lol. no wonder he has nothing new to present aside from rearrangements of existing songs. i still find it kinda funny tho lol
No it was great lol frank just asked everyone to say it was bad for the sake of performance art
in all seriousness this is what gets me. someone renowned as a "humanistic songwriter" and an "empathic voice of a generation" doesn't give a f*** about the laborers that have to do painstaking work to set up the bullshit he childishly wanted to see if Coachella would give in to. forget cutting the livestream (even though this is also pretty inexcusable) or satisfying normie fans for a second. that is tier 1 narcissist s***.
living the sheltered life of a rich egomaniac really dries out the soul, which is, you know, the thing you need to make beautiful humanistic lyrics and songs lol. no wonder he has nothing new to present aside from rearrangements of existing songs. i still find it kinda funny tho lol
Capitalism 😍😍😍