alright gonna do everyone that's posted until now. No more after this batch. my crystal ball is getting wrinkly 🔮

you're either going to f*** someone's mother or your own mother. Can't tell. The woman is built like a stallion though

start brushing your teeth twice a day. You're not doing enough right now. If you brush you might go from a 7/10 to an 8/10 Also take better care of your hygiene in general goodness gracious!!

DON'T GET NEURALINK WHEN IT FIRST COMES OUT

It malfunctions and you lose the ability to recognize faces. Wait until Neuralink is 5+ years in before getting it

One of your (guy) friends wants to suck you off

Not sure why but Avatar: The Last Airbender plays a big role in your life in the future. Now streaming on Netflix

Slow down or one day you're going to look back on your life and realize you didn't actually live it the way you wanted to

You're moving too fast, neglecting your own well being. Take some time to get away from stimulation

Your feet smell terrible

You're somehow involved in a new dating app that makes potential couples raise a digital pet together

Not sure if you're part of the company itself or you use it

You're a creative soul... yes I can feel it 🔮🔮

You need to temper some of that chaos with a little bit of order. Try writing some more lists. Use a schedule

If you can work with yourself you can harness your creativity. Right now it's not really being put to WORK

So what's the fortune?

Predict me my fortune mf

A girl is going to come into your life and emotionally crush your balls. And you're going to love every second of it. She will leave you after realizing you're too weak for her

No one will compare to this girl. You will long for her cruelty long after your relationship has ended

You accidentally paralyze your friend when performing a wrestling move on him as a joke

Be more careful daddy

Don't do d**** / Stop doing d****

They will affect you in the long term more than you think

read me next

nigga you could've said that to anyone

Your daughter is going to be a wonderful woman

If you raise her right, pay attention to her, and learn to respect women, she will pay you back with a purity of love you've never felt

U gon let em do u like that?

tell me mine

S U C C E S S F U L

You choke on a dry falafel but a thick Lebanese woman saves your life. Make your move when the time comes

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Ye, what you see from me?