me next!

Me please @op

Watch out for someone going to use the bathroom right after you. Someone in your life has a f***ed up fetish where they lick your toilet bowl right after you use it 🔮

Based on what?

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slightly in

@SlicedBread
@6isco
@renzo

Saw this for all 3 of you

Damn I’m a daddy now

How does my boyfriend respond to me paralyzing my friend

I see you losing a pair of airpods. You buy another pair to replace them and lose them the same day. Stay away from storm drains next time

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Mental breakdown in 20 years. You think you can fly so you jump off of a building to prove it to everyone. God bless

Better be good news

You kill a tarantula at some point in "self defense." It wasn't even going to hurt you smh. God bless

You choose to circumcise your son, which your wife is against, but it goes terribly wrong. My advice is leave that boy's skin scarf alone. Just teach him to clean it when it's time and it'll be fine

I can fly tho

I see you with a beautiful girl. You tell her you want to taste her "sweet and salty spot" and the next day she cheats on you

You WILL have s***with a man. Not sure if you'll enjoy it. But you DO receive d*** in your anus at one point. God bless

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What’s up?

MAN what bullshit is this? I f*** w spiders smfh

You pants one of your friends as a joke, not realizing he doesn't wear underwear, and not realizing that he lost his left ass cheek in an accident when he was young

Truly embarrassing for him and really strains your friendship

My advice? Don't pants anyone

I'm just getting a name

"Culitati"

why would u say that and who are you