He's trying to rizz op and he thinks he wants his girl

crying

That cat smelled a male cat lol

What do you think he was doing?

Wearing same jacket =/= same fit

A security guard in my city a while back broke into this girls apartment he was obsessed with, murdered her, dumped her body then killed himself.

I would not take s*** like this lightly. Trust your gut. People are f***ing weirdos.

At this point I'd just start stalking the stalker. Establish dominance by rarely ever wearing pants. Make loud love to your girl, especially when you hear rustling at the door. And lastly just fart all day. You know how disrespectful it is to be lurking in the shadows like a f***in vampire and then just hearing someone rip?

Did he have the sleeves cut like yours too?

calm down freak ahh

The security guard:

Don't know what's crazier taking a cat on a walk or matching denim

You should see if him and his girl wanna do some swap play

KTT2 is weird man.

Where are the goddamn pics to assess the situation?

we need to see who wore the jean jacket better

Looked up the cat, and I can confirm it’s still just a stupid cat. This isn’t Scooby Doo fam your cat isn’t leading you to the next clue

need pics + address of apartment before i can say anything

Brother, you wouldn’t be able to regardless

You clearly still don’t know what an Abyssinian cat is lol

You guys really believe in detective cats I’m crine

You sure she’s the one he wants

When did I say detective cats buddy

This cat got more going on up there than most of this site