Their name to problem ratio is very suspicious me thinks

I'm already up like 800% on my CRWD stock from my purchase long ago

My work computer + Outlook + MsTeams working just fine

they about to sodomize the dev who didnt check the faulty file with a baseball bat at the next stand up

All of this because of a software update? Insane

Goonin rn

LMFAOOO

Sheesh no pum for u

Xnxx still up

The airport is backed up for hours near me lmao

bro i had to cancel my flight to her last time cuz i was sick s*** is cursed

my entire company is down rn

how tf do they push an update that is drastic with no testing whatsoever

Take down my job servers damn

TD Bank is down for me

Bidens America!

you know damn well it won't lol. they'd just get bought up

why tf are airports run on windows and why why tf do they have a way to do kernel level updates without ensuring it works first . 😭😭😭

Just got to work. Unfortunately this did not affect me.

Are you f***ing kidding me

Take a hint

This is fake as f*** lmao

Issa joke bro

not complaining for an impromptu 3 day weekend