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  • Jul 19, 2024
    Wisdom

    Really hope it’s fake. He did have a photo at crowdstruke office yesterday tho

    That photo is also fake as f***

  • Jul 19, 2024
    Misfit

    of course microsoft teams still up

    What??? I been in the park smoking spliffs with my dog all day

    Boss gonna kill me

  • BLACK
    Jul 19, 2024

    thanks to this I'm getting free money

  • BLACK
    Jul 19, 2024
    Misfit

    of course microsoft teams still up

  • Jul 19, 2024
    atthepyramids

    i interviewed for crowdstrike this is justice!!!

    There may be a job opportunity coming up

  • Jul 19, 2024

    Smells like AI's fault smh

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    We back yet or nah

  • atthepyramids

    i interviewed for crowdstrike this is justice!!!

    Somebody getting fired. Brush up your resumé, big fella

  • Jul 19, 2024
    Wisdom

    Wait hold on my work laptop isn’t turning on because of some bs update it keeps looping is that a part of this outage?

    I need this update now

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Squilliam

    We back yet or nah

    I still can’t log into my damn bank account

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Bro this s*** felt like what Y2K was supposed to be when it first happened.

    Glad it's something a little more mundane than a worldwide cyber attack. We were freaking out at work.

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Bo Ceephus

    Bro this s*** felt like what Y2K was supposed to be when it first happened.

    Glad it's something a little more mundane than a worldwide cyber attack. We were freaking out at work.

    EMP 9/11 COMING SOOOOOOON

    THE GREAT RESET

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Chuckys Revenge

    EMP 9/11 COMING SOOOOOOON

    THE GREAT RESET

    Man I'm in news and my entire network was down. Every one of our stations in the state was down and most of them in the country. Then I find out other countries got f***ed too in multiple industries.

    Like I was working the second everything went out hearing about it bit by bit and thought I was at the end of the world on some Mr robot s***

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Bo Ceephus

    Man I'm in news and my entire network was down. Every one of our stations in the state was down and most of them in the country. Then I find out other countries got f***ed too in multiple industries.

    Like I was working the second everything went out hearing about it bit by bit and thought I was at the end of the world on some Mr robot s***

    White rose said “I need that d***! I’ll reverse time if I have to!”

  • Jul 19, 2024
    Chuckys Revenge

    White rose said “I need that d***! I’ll reverse time if I have to!”

  • Jul 19, 2024

    Oh snap, thats why I can't get into work...

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    OP
    Jul 19, 2024
  • Jul 19, 2024

    Just reboot Windows.

  • Jul 19, 2024

    They swapped out biden during the outage

  • Pissed on my monitor and it’s back up and running now

  • Jul 19, 2024
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    Wisdom

    Are you f***ing kidding me

    https://twitter.com/vinceflibustier/status/1814277507396296828

    Breh he's trolling

    Has to be

  • Bro I work at a bank and go in a hour fml

  • Jul 19, 2024

    no wonder my s*** wasn't working

  • Jul 19, 2024

    not having a single client down is the biggest break the company i work for has ever caught. my god thank you for making this a none stressful friday

  • Jul 19, 2024
    onetwo

    I still can’t log into my damn bank account

    Gonna be like that all day b

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