I think your supposed to schedule it ahead of time

My boss used to give me time off to go party lmao

I made him a lot of money

You’ve been working for 2 1/2 months and already have a week of PTO? holy s***

I’ll be honest though, if this job is at all important for your career/future aspirations then you might have to cancel the trip homie. Depends on how lenient your managers are but it likely wouldn’t reflect well on you to do this

you have to pick your dad up from the airport because your mom has COVID

Food poisoning

No one will question you

Be sure to sit on the toilet and make the call too
It makes it more believable when you sound like you’re in pain

Yeah, when you start you get 3 days to take off whenever that you can start using after a month. From there, every 2 weeks is half a day so it should be just enough for the trip. Yeah that’s what I’m afraid since this is my first career job and it’s at a really good company. On the other hand, I’m so new that I don’t have a lot of tasks/responsibilities yet.

Might use a story that happened to me years ago
Might just say that my aunt died in a car crash and my grandma is in a coma so I have to go to mexico to attend the funeral/see my grandma

Boss makes a dollar you make a dime, that's why you rest on company's time

You’re a bad person lmao

Tell them you have explosive diarrhea and if they want proof.

Food poisoning, my go to excuse for everything

It’s technically not a lie and I would feel bad lying on someone alive and jinxing things

All fun and games until they call you in for a COVID test and it comes back negative, then they hit you with the "well while you're here..."

Gucci sneaks, Prada bag, fuccn on these thots; my stummy hurt

Why didn’t you tell them about that early on? Lol just be honest wtf.