news.yahoo.com/amphtml/ve-had-dinner-jay-z-172900275.html

Funny read here and further proves to take the money.

“During another time with Jay-Z, we broke bread in the Hamptons once at a big table of 10. Aaliyah was sitting across from me. I was talking to her and getting lost in her beauty when someone at the other end of the table made a condescending joke about wearing flip flops as if that was the corniest thing in the world. Then they realized that I was wearing flip flops, but that I hadn’t said anything. Dame Dash started dissing me, saying what do you do when someone disses flip flops and you’re wearing flip flops? Jay was at the head of the table, laughing uproariously, making Dame’s joke seem even bigger. Having Jay-Z laugh at you in front of a bunch of people is so … fun!”

“ One last story. It’s November of 2007 and then-Senator Barack Obama is in New York for a round of fundraisers. He does one at the home of a famous record executive and both Jay-Z and I were invited. The space was so crowded that it took minutes just to wade through the sea of people and get away from the door. As I was trying to do that, Jay and Beyoncé came in behind me. I turned to say what’s up. Jay said, “Yo family, do me a favor. Do my cufflinks?” He was in a tux and when he held up his wrist I could see he had a silver cufflink in his hand and empty eyelets at the end of his shirt. I thought to myself, ‘What? I’m not your butler.’ I glanced at Beyoncé as if to say, ‘Shouldn’t your woman do that for you?’ He looked at me as if to say, ‘I said what I said.’ I thought, ‘He’s done a solid giving me a ton of interviews over the year and it’ll only take a second. I don’t want to say no. Screw it.” So I took his cufflinks from his hand. I tried to put the link through both holes at once so it’d be done faster, but, I found out, that’s harder to do.

I tried to push the first cufflink through once, failed, then again, missed, then a third time, and missed again. Each time I had to start all over. My embarrassment slowly grew — I wanted to do this quickly and not risk someone see me doing Jay-Z’s cufflink for him. And with all of this flooding into my mind it’s getting even harder to get that little link into the little holes and it’s all taking way longer than I wanted to and then Jay-Z said, “Hurry up.” ‘Damn,’ I thought. ‘I’m doing you a favor at risk of my self-esteem and you’re saying “hurry up” like I work for you or something?”

pretends to be shocked

Well… valuable lesson learned: don’t wear flip flops…

Imagine wearing flip flops to a dinner with Aaliyah

First nigga tried to slide on another nigga’s b**** and got put in his place

Yo family do me a favor

dinner with jay z

So, uhh, let me be clear: Jay, when you made Toure fix your cufflinks, that s***, uh, had me crine, dine, and brine

Didn't read op but what the f*** is this

b******

Btw, the original joke was “50k or a dinner with jay z” idk how it morphed into 500k

Cus ppl on Twitter even dumber than on here

I thought so too but Tidal said 500k so that’s the new price lol

hows this still going on

I'm not taking advice from anyone that wears flip flops.

Who the f*** wrote this s***?

"I glanced at Beyoncé as if to say, 'shouldn't your woman do that for you?'"

"--- missed, then a third time, and missed again. Each time I had to start all over."
dumbass

This is just how rich people act

Jay such a hypocrite piece of s***

YOU 37 YEARS OLD. YOU WAS BORN IN 1968 AND I OPEN THE DAILY NEWS, HOWS KING OF NEW YORK ROCKING SANDALS WITH JEANS?

OPEN TOE SANDALS WITH CHANCLETTAS WITH JEANS ON

What do you got against Jay fam?

Flip Flops

Yep, so it just make sense to take the money

You 36 in a karate class

I'ma jus name 5 reasons real quick, got a hundred fifty
First - you stole Roc-A-Fella from Dame
Second - you stole Kanye from Dame
Third - you stole Roc-A-Wear from Dame
Forth - I seen the nigga throw that diamond up before them shots was fired
Fifth - You talkin bout you a 80's baby
You 37 years old, you was born in 1968 and I open the daily news
How's the king of new york rocking sandals with jeans?
Open toe sandals with choncletas with jeans on
How's the king of New York rocking sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?

You ain't the only one with big wallets
Got it, my s***s brollic, dot it
But your publishing should go to Mrs. Wallace
Honest. Stealing BIG s***, he made 2 albums, you wildin
And he can't dress dog who styled 'em

Camron killed the camel with this one