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  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021
    MyBallsAndMyWord

    I'ma jus name 5 reasons real quick, got a hundred fifty
    First - you stole Roc-A-Fella from Dame
    Second - you stole Kanye from Dame
    Third - you stole Roc-A-Wear from Dame
    Forth - I seen the nigga throw that diamond up before them shots was fired
    Fifth - You talkin bout you a 80's baby
    You 37 years old, you was born in 1968 and I open the daily news
    How's the king of new york rocking sandals with jeans?
    Open toe sandals with choncletas with jeans on
    How's the king of New York rocking sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?

    Dipset taking the L in Versus triggered past emotions it’s all good chief

  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021
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    SHAQUILLE

    You ain't the only one with big wallets
    Got it, my s***s brollic, dot it
    But your publishing should go to Mrs. Wallace
    Honest. Stealing BIG s***, he made 2 albums, you wildin
    And he can't dress dog who styled 'em

    Camron killed the camel with this one

    Lowkey a better diss than Ether

  • Sep 13, 2021
    MyBallsAndMyWord

    Jay such a hypocrite piece of s***

    YOU 37 YEARS OLD. YOU WAS BORN IN 1968 AND I OPEN THE DAILY NEWS, HOWS KING OF NEW YORK ROCKING SANDALS WITH JEANS?

    OPEN TOE SANDALS WITH CHANCLETTAS WITH JEANS ON

  • Sep 13, 2021
    MyBallsAndMyWord

    I'ma jus name 5 reasons real quick, got a hundred fifty
    First - you stole Roc-A-Fella from Dame
    Second - you stole Kanye from Dame
    Third - you stole Roc-A-Wear from Dame
    Forth - I seen the nigga throw that diamond up before them shots was fired
    Fifth - You talkin bout you a 80's baby
    You 37 years old, you was born in 1968 and I open the daily news
    How's the king of new york rocking sandals with jeans?
    Open toe sandals with choncletas with jeans on
    How's the king of New York rocking sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?

    lmao crine u mad as brix

  • Sep 13, 2021
    AP3

    Lowkey a better diss than Ether

    Lowkey ether was just “lol ur gay bro”

    Still a classic diss tho

  • Sep 13, 2021

    nigga said stole kanye like kanye aint a grown ass man who can make his own decisions

  • MyBallsAndMyWord

    I'ma jus name 5 reasons real quick, got a hundred fifty
    First - you stole Roc-A-Fella from Dame
    Second - you stole Kanye from Dame
    Third - you stole Roc-A-Wear from Dame
    Forth - I seen the nigga throw that diamond up before them shots was fired
    Fifth - You talkin bout you a 80's baby
    You 37 years old, you was born in 1968 and I open the daily news
    How's the king of new york rocking sandals with jeans?
    Open toe sandals with choncletas with jeans on
    How's the king of New York rocking sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?

  • Sep 13, 2021
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    Imagine taking a dinner with late 90s-early 2000’s Jay over 500K you gonna be surrounded by a bunch of beautiful women but their gonna be just as many niggas(if not more)just roasting you while Hov laughs and doesn’t say a thing lol

  • Sep 13, 2021

    If you dont still take the 500k after reading this idk what to tell you

  • Sep 13, 2021

    Did any of u actually read the OP

  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021
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    gnarlynasty

    Imagine taking a dinner with late 90s-early 2000’s Jay over 500K you gonna be surrounded by a bunch of beautiful women but their gonna be just as many niggas(if not more)just roasting you while Hov laughs and doesn’t say a thing lol

    I’m pretty sure Jay the same way today.

    “I’m a project baby f*** y’all expect from me”

  • Sep 13, 2021
    gabapentin

    Well… valuable lesson learned: don’t wear flip flops…

    100k worth of advice right there

  • Sep 13, 2021
    allmygirlsdoyoga

    Btw, the original joke was “50k or a dinner with jay z” idk how it morphed into 500k

    50k is way different, i think i'd take the dinner with hov because he prolly has some cool stories and i hear he's a real funny dude irl

  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021

    Imagine Jay laughing at you though and the pain this writer must’ve felt.
    is incredibly infectious online imagine experiencing it in real life at your expense

  • Sep 13, 2021
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    AP3

    I’m pretty sure Jay the same way today.

    “I’m a project baby f*** y’all expect from me”

    Jay is untouchable at this point,I doubt anyone knows what he’s like now. But I just can’t imagine a dinner with Jay-Z in the early 2000s being a genuine good time for a normal person lol. It’s just gonna be Dame and some other niggas just on yo ass.

  • Sep 13, 2021
    MyBallsAndMyWord

    I'ma jus name 5 reasons real quick, got a hundred fifty
    First - you stole Roc-A-Fella from Dame
    Second - you stole Kanye from Dame
    Third - you stole Roc-A-Wear from Dame
    Forth - I seen the nigga throw that diamond up before them shots was fired
    Fifth - You talkin bout you a 80's baby
    You 37 years old, you was born in 1968 and I open the daily news
    How's the king of new york rocking sandals with jeans?
    Open toe sandals with choncletas with jeans on
    How's the king of New York rocking sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?

    I'm dying lmao

  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021
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    gnarlynasty

    Jay is untouchable at this point,I doubt anyone knows what he’s like now. But I just can’t imagine a dinner with Jay-Z in the early 2000s being a genuine good time for a normal person lol. It’s just gonna be Dame and some other niggas just on yo ass.

    When the wife and kids ain’t around I can almost guarantee he still that nigga from Marcy. Oh yeah Jay and Dame at the same table back then is a problem for the victim lol.

  • Sep 13, 2021
    math fifty

    dinner with jay z

  • Sep 13, 2021
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    AP3

    When the wife and kids ain’t around I can almost guarantee he still that nigga from Marcy. Oh yeah Jay and Dame at the same table back then is a problem for the victim lol.

    Idk how bro felt so comfortable trying to strike a convo with Aaliyah with Dame at the same table,he kinda had it coming lol.

  • OP
    Sep 13, 2021
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    gnarlynasty

    Idk how bro felt so comfortable trying to strike a convo with Aaliyah with Dame at the same table,he kinda had it coming lol.

    Nah he had flip flops on, this is back in late 90s as well. His ass was gonna get torched regardless might as well shoot your shot

  • Sep 13, 2021
    AP3

    Nah he had flip flops on, this is back in late 90s as well. His ass was gonna get torched regardless might as well shoot your shot

    It was a combo of both lol,somebody seen bro wearing flip flops and they made that joke just to get Dames attention and get him on his ass(and get him off Aaliyah)

  • Sep 13, 2021