Raced a white girl my sophomore year of college, I won the race but tripped and fell at the end felt like taking razor blades to my wrists

What about y’all?

Hell yea lmfaooo

I saw Ken Carson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I was pants-ed once and everyone saw my huge wiener.

She checked "no" on my "Do you like me?" note.

Whole lunch table was waiting for the results.

Her Loss

probably when i took that bus and uber

when chad n brad got your ass

crine this prank as s***

Yeah. I once farted in class during 6th grade and everyone heard it. This f***ing fat b**** like 2 weeks after the fart happened says out loud (after I handed her a worksheet that was being passed around) "Ew! He probably farted all over it!" and everyone laughed. To this day I'm still pissed that this happened.

Story 1:

Left my phone in class and this girl went through my phone and saw a pic of my d*** and she screamed and dropped my phone in the middle of class and everyone saw my d***

But since my face wasn’t in the picture they thought it was from another guy and I came back to class to everyone laughing at me and at the same time ignoring me when I was asking what was so funny . I just was told “I’d be so embarrassed” and “boy you gay as hell” with no context so that was fun

This lasted for a few days until a kid was nice enough to pass me a note saying why no one was speaking to me and the next day everything went back to normal. No one mentioned it after that besides one girl after we got into an argument

Story 2:
On a bus ride to a football game and my friend randomly started a rumor that I was in a 3way with this girl and her friends. I said it didn’t but they started telling every other kid on the bus and after me denying it happened the story got bigger

Next day I’m on the way to my car thinking nothing of it

End of the school day I’m walking out the building and a large group of girls pulled up on me

The main girl is like “why are you telling everyone you f***ed us?”

Then they all were just chiming in and yelling at me. I’m legit stuttering and s*** just saying I didn’t do that.

They walked off and that was it. Later that day the main girl was in the hall and gave me a death stare and I walked up to her and we hugged it out and explained to her all that happened and everything was good

all my guy friends teased me about my crush on the onceler after i saw the movie for the first time with them they drew sm attention to us

still would smash tho

my whole life is public humiliation

plenty of times as a child. one of few black boys in a predominately white school. i was made the clown & publicly humiliated plenty by teachers

Slipped on some ice in front of a bus stop once

Had at least 30 kids laughing at me

once this girl made her and i's DM conversation an active bit on her finsta i really thought i was pulling too

she'd screenshot everything we texted ab and i was called "the senior"

My teacher went through my phone in junior year and said alloud “boy what type of p*** you watching”

I don’t think I have in like say, school, cause everyone thought I had no shame, which honestly I don’t (I admitted to s***ting my pants on here before). people just thought I was wilin most of the time.

Hell one time i remember during my odd future phase when I was at my peak wilin when I was 17 I remember c*******in a condom and threw it on my face and posted a pic of it on Facebook publicly and this girl at school ended up telling the teachers and they got mad for some reason even though it wasn’t their business. My secret is you can’t humiliate someone that doesn’t have shame

That’s mean

Even in 2nd grade I was doing s*** like pulling my pants down and playing with myself on 2 separate occasions to get out of choir s*** like I don’t give a s*** about this I’ll do whatever to get out of this at any cost
I remember my dad was so mad tho

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Bro....

you really living up to your username bro