Demon baby

2y

Hell one time i remember during my odd future phase when I was at my peak wilin when I was 17 I remember c*******in a condom and threw it on my face and posted a pic of it on Facebook publicly and this girl at school ended up telling the teachers and they got mad for some reason even though it wasn’t their business. My secret is you can’t humiliate someone that doesn’t have shame

Mountain Dude

2y

Yeah. I once farted in class during 6th grade and everyone heard it. This f***ing fat b**** like 2 weeks after the fart happened says out loud (after I handed her a worksheet that was being passed around) "Ew! He probably farted all over it!" and everyone laughed. To this day I'm still pissed that this happened.

fakerickhoodie

2y

Hell yea lmfaooo

I saw Ken Carson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Demon baby

2y

Hell one time i remember during my odd future phase when I was at my peak wilin when I was 17 I remember c*******in a condom and threw it on my face and posted a pic of it on Facebook publicly and this girl at school ended up telling the teachers and they got mad for some reason even though it wasn’t their business. My secret is you can’t humiliate someone that doesn’t have shame

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

Water Giver

2y

Burn this thread

Demon baby

2y

Hell one time i remember during my odd future phase when I was at my peak wilin when I was 17 I remember c*******in a condom and threw it on my face and posted a pic of it on Facebook publicly and this girl at school ended up telling the teachers and they got mad for some reason even though it wasn’t their business. My secret is you can’t humiliate someone that doesn’t have shame

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

Demon baby

2y

Even in 2nd grade I was doing s*** like pulling my pants down and playing with myself on 2 separate occasions to get out of choir s*** like I don’t give a s*** about this I’ll do whatever to get out of this at any cost
I remember my dad was so mad tho

miasma

2y

once this girl made her and i's DM conversation an active bit on her finsta i really thought i was pulling too

she'd screenshot everything we texted ab and i was called "the senior"

Mountain Dude

2y

Yeah. I once farted in class during 6th grade and everyone heard it. This f***ing fat b**** like 2 weeks after the fart happened says out loud (after I handed her a worksheet that was being passed around) "Ew! He probably farted all over it!" and everyone laughed. To this day I'm still pissed that this happened.

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

Chip Skylark

2y

Story 1:

Left my phone in class and this girl went through my phone and saw a pic of my d*** and she screamed and dropped my phone in the middle of class and everyone saw my d***

But since my face wasn’t in the picture they thought it was from another guy and I came back to class to everyone laughing at me and at the same time ignoring me when I was asking what was so funny . I just was told “I’d be so embarrassed” and “boy you gay as hell” with no context so that was fun

This lasted for a few days until a kid was nice enough to pass me a note saying why no one was speaking to me and the next day everything went back to normal. No one mentioned it after that besides one girl after we got into an argument

Story 2:
On a bus ride to a football game and my friend randomly started a rumor that I was in a 3way with this girl and her friends. I said it didn’t but they started telling every other kid on the bus and after me denying it happened the story got bigger

Next day I’m on the way to my car thinking nothing of it

End of the school day I’m walking out the building and a large group of girls pulled up on me

The main girl is like “why are you telling everyone you f***ed us?”

Then they all were just chiming in and yelling at me. I’m legit stuttering and s*** just saying I didn’t do that.

They walked off and that was it. Later that day the main girl was in the hall and gave me a death stare and I walked up to her and we hugged it out and explained to her all that happened and everything was good

BVL

2y

when i was living in a ghetto apartment area when i was in first grade. There were literal high school bullies who ruled the apartment complex area. Every time i would see them id run and s***. They Literally looked like josh peck and that other dude from Drillbit Taylor type bullies.

Anyways they were with a group of people and some girls. I was riding my bike and i happen to ride in front of them. They were like "hey come here i got to show you something" my first grade self was like "ok i have to". They showed me this bottle. They were like "do you know what semen is?" Im like "no". Then they were like hold out your hand. They poured the liquid onto the palm of my hand and made me rub it with both my hands. The group was laughing and i was so confused.

Anyways it wasnt till years later till i knew what semen was. Damn. Not really humiliation. Just f***ed up.

fakerickhoodie

2y

ok this euphoria as s***

EMY

2y

And you just went like that? You didn’t flame her back for being fat?