1 Corinthians 2:9 - "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him."

i'm not christian why would i

You don't have to be Christian, Christ is the only truth in this life that matters. And his gift is eternal life, if we believe in him, that he died for our sins and rose again.

Read 1 John brother.

chrissy died for my sins

what kind of tech will they have in heaven

Wrong

If I was corny as f***.

Christ aint s*** what is he gonna do against Kali? die?

That's a demon, not a God, brother.

Kali's earliest appearance is that of a destroyer of evil forces. She is the most powerful form of Shakti, and the goddess of one of the four subcategories of the Kulamārga, a category of Tantric Saivism. She destroys the evil in order to protect the innocent

And she is a lie.

Yeah

what is a typical day in heaven like? what would someone's purpose be in heaven? what will they do for the rest of their eternal life

We pray to Satan

Yup 😊

Yeah

Steve Jobs there so probably iPhone 13 pro max

You know about the yuga cycles?

wasn't he buddhist