I believe christ and his death and resurrection to be a powerful metaphor and the bible itself holds a lot of wisdom
I'm not sure I believe in any higher power but I do believe ancient teachings hold a lot of wisdom on human nature
People made that s*** up thousands of years ago because they knew that no one could fact check them. Why would I base my whole entire life on that
qz.com/1768545/hinduisms-kali-is-the-feminist-icon-the-world-desperately-needs nahh this is the corniest s*** I've seen today
my sophomore year my friends were all going to a steve aoki concert but i was grounded for some dumb s*** right
so me and my family are at some pre-christmas church sermon, and the pastor is talking about “if you feel the lord’s spirit, come up and be baptized and accept christ as your savior”
being a manipulative s*** even in my youth i knew if i went up and got baptized my fam would let me go to the concert bc they’d be so happy i “saw the light” you know. so basically i got baptized just to get lit at a concert and for no other reason
so yeah if hell is real i signed that lease a long time ago
my sophomore year my friends were all going to a steve aoki concert but i was grounded for some dumb s*** right
so me and my family are at some pre-christmas church sermon, and the pastor is talking about “if you feel the lord’s spirit, come up and be baptized and accept christ as your savior”
being a manipulative s*** even in my youth i knew if i went up and got baptized my fam would let me go to the concert bc they’d be so happy i “saw the light” you know. so basically i got baptized just to get lit at a concert and for no other reason
so yeah if hell is real i signed that lease a long time ago
First class ticket to hell, no overlay in purgatory
First class ticket to hell, no overlay in purgatory
hope steve aoki there too
hope steve aoki there too
Nah he’s too busy sliding into Iggy Australia dms
my sophomore year my friends were all going to a steve aoki concert but i was grounded for some dumb s*** right
so me and my family are at some pre-christmas church sermon, and the pastor is talking about “if you feel the lord’s spirit, come up and be baptized and accept christ as your savior”
being a manipulative s*** even in my youth i knew if i went up and got baptized my fam would let me go to the concert bc they’d be so happy i “saw the light” you know. so basically i got baptized just to get lit at a concert and for no other reason
so yeah if hell is real i signed that lease a long time ago
According to some religions that baptism and if you repent right before death your good for heaven fam
According to some religions that baptism and if you repent right before death your good for heaven fam
god’ll probably have me on some real strict s***; no sleeping all day, no getting my d*** licked 😔
god’ll probably have me on some real strict s***; no sleeping all day, no getting my d*** licked 😔
I don’t think there’s d*** licking in heaven
Did jesus die so i could beat off to transexual p***? What a f***ing idiot
this a wild ass post LMAO
Jesus was cool but I don't believe that I have a soul that needs saving. No benevolent God would create a Hell for us to suffer for eternity
Did jesus die so i could beat off to transexual p***? What a f***ing idiot
Yall need to chill
Jews: “Jesus? You mean the $&@! child of some ____ out in Palestine? 😂😂”
Christian: “We have SO many similarities with our Jewish brothers it’s awesome! Go Abrahamic faiths, yay!”
Muslims: “We love & adore Jesus! He is a significant part of our faith!”
Christians: “MAYNE WHO TF ASKED YALL MFS ANYTHING?! WHY TF YALL SITTIN WIT US!?”
And she is a lie.
You gon call her a lie but you believe in a magic man who got nailed to some boards