U shoulda knocked his ass out

No clue why this is so funny

thought a chick was like 35 so naturally asked her if she was turning 30, turns out she was 27 and i was actually inflating her age

Think me existing is an automatic accidental insult to ppl 🤷🏾

Nah, not worth it
I did talk back when he was being sassy, but it’s not worth the throwdown
Worth making a ktt2 thread about it though

Think I caught the guy on the wrong day and wrong time and he took it out on me lol. It’s s***ty but it’s a stranger that I’ll probably never see again. It’s not worth spending that much energy on. I still feel a way about it because it was so unexpected

Nah I woulda knocked his ass out

Woulda took less time than making this thread tbh

It's not worth it lmao, also imagine he s***s on you and beats your ass lmao. Everybody only looks at it through the lens of winning the fight lmao
Even if you win there's so much bullshit associated afterwards it's rarely worth it

I didn’t suggest he should fight him, thats immature and dumb

He should walk up to him, knock his ass out immediately, then leave

Risky move in general tbh Most will be offended if you guess over, but some will be offended if you guess under too, I just don't play that game

Most people overrate their knock out power lmao, that's even worse in term of the bullshit that comes after too. That's assault in a place with a camera and it would be hard to prove the other guy instigated it off the footage.
If you don't KO him it just becomes a fight anyway and they got a chance lmao

All the time

My tone of voice is taken as disrespect for some reason all the time but it is what it is

Im just saying I woulda knocked him out and left thats what i do every time someone is rude, never fails

nah i always do it on purpose

You gon run into the wrong guy one day and it sounds like you suckered punching people lmao.
I'm just saying people gotta be smarter around violence and know when something worth fighting over. A lil ego ain't worth it for someone you'll never see again

One time someone tried to shoot me over it when he saw me again but I just knocked him out and left never fails

Was talking to a girl the other day and she told me she wanted a pole to practice doing tricks on. Now i've never seen this girl do anything close to athletic in my life so without thinking i was like "damn you sure you would be able to climb it?" She thought i was calling her fat and hung up.

Crine Mitch drunk as s***

Dude on stage at MSG debating the best Tyler the creator albums but will actually fold you, trust me

Even if you have a gun Mitch is just KNOCKING YOU OUT and it’s OVER right there before you can even squeeze

That’s how hard this dude is hands that beat guns is insane

Dude sees someone packing a gun

And just puts his hands up and it’s over this dude is the hero we deserve

Again it's gon be the wrong dude one day whether he beats you, shoots you or sues you. S*** ain't worth that gamble too often.

He trolling you rn bro dw

U right

A nigga shoot me he getting knocked out for that, a nigga sue me he getting knocked out for that

in high school I was late for class one morning and some girl in the hallway asked me "do you know where we are supposed to be at?" and I looked at her like as I responded "who are you??"

I had forgotten she was in the same class and had been for the entire year

My former boss was complaining about not having work-life balance and I said thats what comes with owning a company