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  • Nov 27, 2022

    Y’all responses

  • Nov 27, 2022
    Niggamortis

    When I worked at AMC, that huge Coco film just released. My shift was box office (ticket purchasing) later on at night.

    This teenager bounced up to my counter while my attention was elsewhere a bit, and asked where our restrooms were. I said something like “you just gotta hop down straight and to the right, it’s in the corner”.

    When he left I noticed he only had one leg and was either holding a prosthetic or some kind of folded crutch.

  • Nov 27, 2022

    Yea actually recently. I was at a wedding and this guy was next to me. Fresh cut taper with his top higher. He was looking fresh I looked and saw what I thought was some string in his hair. I couldn’t let the brother walk around with s*** in his hair . So I tapped his shoulder after the ceremony and said aye bro you got some string in your hair. He touched his hair and was like oh you mean my greys. I was like f*** my bad man was just looking out I didn’t know. 🙃 needless to say I avoided mans the rest of the wedding.

  • Nov 27, 2022

    once told the cashier at my old job that I’m not a fan of arm tats on women. she then looked at me funny and I was like “wait you have arm tats?” And she said “uhhh yeah” so I apologized and said “I didn’t mean it like that I never really paid attention to you like that” but that just made it worse

  • Nov 27, 2022
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    This past weekend was having a function and someone was playing some sad ass tunes, the vibe was down bad

    Found the homie and his wife because they usually play jams, asked if they knew who was on music rn..It was them

    Them: "You can change it..put on whatever you want"

    Me: "Oh..nahhh..I was just gonna say, why don't you plug into the better speaker?"

  • MR MUCUS

    This past weekend was having a function and someone was playing some sad ass tunes, the vibe was down bad

    Found the homie and his wife because they usually play jams, asked if they knew who was on music rn..It was them

    Them: "You can change it..put on whatever you want"

    Me: "Oh..nahhh..I was just gonna say, why don't you plug into the better speaker?"

    Why'd you fold
    You should've changed it

  • Nov 27, 2022

    I'm a naturally anxious person, so interacting with random people doesn't bode well for me. So, in my freshman uni year, at a subway stop, this young foreign girl came up to me, bright-eyed and bright-dressed, and asked me to take a picture of her and her mother, and I had a rude expression on my face and flat-out said "what for?" to her. Convo ended there. It was a blur and I usually don't like interacting with people in this city, so I ignored it until I got on the subway and just acknowledged what I just did. I most likely ruined that girl's day :(

  • Nov 27, 2022
    Niggamortis

    When I worked at AMC, that huge Coco film just released. My shift was box office (ticket purchasing) later on at night.

    This teenager bounced up to my counter while my attention was elsewhere a bit, and asked where our restrooms were. I said something like “you just gotta hop down straight and to the right, it’s in the corner”.

    When he left I noticed he only had one leg and was either holding a prosthetic or some kind of folded crutch.

  • Nov 27, 2022
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    This new girl started working in my office so I thought I'll introduce myself. Turns out she lives right by me I told her that I've seen her dad outside her house quiet often and then she goes "That's not my dad. It's my husband" was the most awkward silence I've ever been through

  • Nov 27, 2022

    assuming someone worked at a place when they didnt

  • Nov 27, 2022
    OnyxShine9

    No clue why this is so funny

    this sounds like that flying lotus copypasta except real...that's probably why

  • Nov 27, 2022
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    Recently dude at work said he's allergic to fruits. I laughed so hard only to find out later it's a real thing and it affects him badly

  • Nov 27, 2022
    holy moly guacamol

    Recently dude at work said he's allergic to fruits. I laughed so hard only to find out later it's a real thing and it affects him badly

    Lmfao man you're an a******

  • Nov 27, 2022

    Yea sometimes I’ll be talking to a beautiful woman and when I’m nervous I say things I don’t mean :P

  • Nov 27, 2022
    Mac Wit Da Cheese

    Used to have a regular customer who’d always come in through the drive thru. One day I tried to make conversation and noticed wheels in the back of his car so I asked him what kind of bike it was

    It was his wheelchair

  • Nov 27, 2022
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    Simply asked someone if they got evicted and niggas acted like I violated them to an unprecedented level

  • Nov 27, 2022
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    chili

    Asked a random dude at a convenience store if he was waiting in line to go to the cash and he looked back at me like I had insulted his family or something :

    He went to go pay for his s*** and then when he was leaving he asked me in a mocking tone if I was waiting in line

    That’s never happened to me before

    I’m confused to why brodie was offended in the first place?

  • No i was dropping stuff off on my last day

  • Nov 27, 2022

    Accidentally?

  • Nov 27, 2022

    multiple times i've called a lesbian "sir" and they got offended by it

    they looked like dudes though, so it was very confusing for me lol

    like is that not what you want to be called ?

  • Nov 27, 2022
    iHype

    Simply asked someone if they got evicted and niggas acted like I violated them to an unprecedented level

    LMAO

  • Nov 27, 2022
    holy moly guacamol

    This new girl started working in my office so I thought I'll introduce myself. Turns out she lives right by me I told her that I've seen her dad outside her house quiet often and then she goes "That's not my dad. It's my husband" was the most awkward silence I've ever been through

    this s*** gave me the kawhi laugh

  • bbrruuiisseess 🐈‍⬛
    Nov 27, 2022

    Not like verbally insulting them

    But I very much so need and do not have glasses, so when I look at things I squint, which ends up looking like the meanest look in the world

    When I look at someone it looks like I'm glaring at them

    People ask me why I gave them a dirty look quite often

  • Nov 27, 2022
    Tobacky

    I’m confused to why brodie was offended in the first place?

    No idea

    Think I just caught the dude at the wrong place at the wrong time