Y’all responses

Yea actually recently. I was at a wedding and this guy was next to me. Fresh cut taper with his top higher. He was looking fresh I looked and saw what I thought was some string in his hair. I couldn’t let the brother walk around with s*** in his hair . So I tapped his shoulder after the ceremony and said aye bro you got some string in your hair. He touched his hair and was like oh you mean my greys. I was like f*** my bad man was just looking out I didn’t know. 🙃 needless to say I avoided mans the rest of the wedding.

once told the cashier at my old job that I’m not a fan of arm tats on women. she then looked at me funny and I was like “wait you have arm tats?” And she said “uhhh yeah” so I apologized and said “I didn’t mean it like that I never really paid attention to you like that” but that just made it worse

This past weekend was having a function and someone was playing some sad ass tunes, the vibe was down bad

Found the homie and his wife because they usually play jams, asked if they knew who was on music rn..It was them

Them: "You can change it..put on whatever you want"

Me: "Oh..nahhh..I was just gonna say, why don't you plug into the better speaker?"

Why'd you fold
You should've changed it

I'm a naturally anxious person, so interacting with random people doesn't bode well for me. So, in my freshman uni year, at a subway stop, this young foreign girl came up to me, bright-eyed and bright-dressed, and asked me to take a picture of her and her mother, and I had a rude expression on my face and flat-out said "what for?" to her. Convo ended there. It was a blur and I usually don't like interacting with people in this city, so I ignored it until I got on the subway and just acknowledged what I just did. I most likely ruined that girl's day :(

This new girl started working in my office so I thought I'll introduce myself. Turns out she lives right by me I told her that I've seen her dad outside her house quiet often and then she goes "That's not my dad. It's my husband" was the most awkward silence I've ever been through

assuming someone worked at a place when they didnt

this sounds like that flying lotus copypasta except real...that's probably why

Recently dude at work said he's allergic to fruits. I laughed so hard only to find out later it's a real thing and it affects him badly

Lmfao man you're an a******

Yea sometimes I’ll be talking to a beautiful woman and when I’m nervous I say things I don’t mean :P

Simply asked someone if they got evicted and niggas acted like I violated them to an unprecedented level

I’m confused to why brodie was offended in the first place?

No i was dropping stuff off on my last day

Accidentally?

multiple times i've called a lesbian "sir" and they got offended by it

they looked like dudes though, so it was very confusing for me lol

like is that not what you want to be called ?

LMAO

this s*** gave me the kawhi laugh

Not like verbally insulting them

But I very much so need and do not have glasses, so when I look at things I squint, which ends up looking like the meanest look in the world

When I look at someone it looks like I'm glaring at them

People ask me why I gave them a dirty look quite often

No idea

Think I just caught the dude at the wrong place at the wrong time