Gabagool Mentality

2y

Had marketing class in 10th grade, and had to present a project one day.
Found out later that day that this one b**** told people I had a boner while I was up there.

so a couple days later I started a rumor that I smelled fish when she walked by

boobdylan

2y

dont tell me you let that s*** slide 💀

GoldLink

4y

have no idea why teachers enjoy putting students in uncomfortable positions

Mr Motion

2y

I wore some K-Swiss to school thinking I was fresh. They were actually my older brothers shoes (I use to steal my brother's shoes to wear to school). He bought them about 2-3 years prior to me stealing them for a day in 8th grade, and K-Swiss was no longer cool when I took em. I was like one shoe size smaller than my brother that time, so they looked a lil too big on me as well.

But like I said, K-Swiss was no longer cool to wear at that point. Ones, Mikes, Shell Toe Adidas, and Bapestas (for the niggas who was really getting a bag) the hot shoes to wear back then. First period was Social Studies, my desk was close to the door. So I go in, sit down, get ready etc. Some other kids see my shoes, and are like "ooh wee Skrilla with the fresh shoes, is those Adidas?" When I correct them n say it's K-Swiss, you could see the praise vanish from their faces

As the class goes on I swear I could hear whispers of my classmates saying look at my shoes, giggling and laughing. Girls from other class rooms would walk past the door in the hallway just to catch of glimpse of my shoes, and then run off laughing. Once the bell rung for 2nd period, I can remember one of the popular girls, Diamond got up and started the K-Swiss chant. "Oh s*** look at that b****, that trick got on K-Swiss" there was other lines, but that is all I can remember. By the time I got packed my books up for the next class, the whole class was chanting it. I can remember even my teacher was holding in a laugh. I just put my head down and went to math class. That wasn't even the end of it, this one girl Jameka had came to school late, and half way through math class she comes into the class, shuffles over to my desk, looks at my shoes, and goes "THIS NIGGA REALLY GOT ON K-SWISS!" and runs out the class.

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

New NIGHTMAN

4y

when i was like 14ish I got falsely accused by a girl i had never spoke to in my life other than maybe once or twice in class of being anti-semetic to her after school

i'm a muslim so it was a huge deal

they got 5 teachers in one room with me and basically made me admit to something i never did and say i was going to apologise to her. Luckily i didn't have to apologise because she said she didn't want my apology which i guess was her way of feeling guilty.

but specifically two of them teachers held a grudge with me for the rest of my time at school

years later i'm still perplexed as to why she did it

this is why im never surprised at them documentaries when people admit to murders they never did, these teachers had me crying and admitting i was anti-semetic

BlueChew Sean

2y

I was in the 3rd or 4th grade, had a bad cold at the time. Nose running and s***. I let out a super hard sneeze and then a loud fart immediately after Everyone around me was laughing and making jokes like "Damn, what did you eat?! " but it never got brought up again

One day in the 4th grade, I threw up at home in the morning. My father still sent me to school. I tell my teacher I'm feeling nauseous but I didn't have any packed lunch so she asks a classmate to give me some of his. He gave me a tuna and mayo sandwich. I feel it coming during class, get up to run to the bathroom and while I'm in front, I throw up a bunch of tuna and mayo. Nobody made fun of me for it, but I still felt humiliated puking in front of the whole class

EMY

2y

Gotdang you must have been that nigga to not be made fun of for all this

SHAQUILLE

4y

4th grade I was fat and my teacher heard me make a fat joke towards another kid and she was like “you shouldn’t be talking ur not so skinny yourself. “

The whole class burst out laughing, I saw everyone looking at me and laughing in slow motion on some movie s***.

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

thomasblair

10mo

Beat another girl up at her parents house when I was 2

Kicked a girl in the vagina cuz she kicked my friend in the balls

Yelled the f-word during recess

Kicked a girl in the face in the bus line and her mouth was bleeding

Yelled “SOMEBODY DREW A P****” when we saw them on the playground asphalt

2nd grade teacher exposed to the class that I took meds

Got caught staring at my crush

Tried to ask a girl adjacent to our friend group for nudes and tried to lie my way out of it when caught

Missed the bus and got lost while walking to school in 20 degree weather, broke down crying when I walked in

Got kicked out of the friend ground and everyone saw me eating alone at lunch. They invited me back after half a year and then a kid on the wrestling team came and picked me up and slammed me in my backpack. I “pretended” to cry when the teachers came and I ended up snitching and getting them suspended.

Was anti-semetic to our jew friend right to his face; he still invited me to his bar mitzvah

Accidentally squirted some popular girls with water while trying to hit the popular guys

Put memes in my class presentation