Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

Ron Mexico

10mo

You hate women

thomasblair

10mo

Maybe but im able to type this all out cause i get b****es now and ive healed from all of it

TheInstigator

10mo

had 2 white girls scream "poo" at me to mock my skin color during PE

twntytwntys

10mo

This one time I was near so many bad b****es and I had hella change in my pocket. It was like 4 dollars worth of change. Dropped it in front of them. Then had to pick it up in front of them. Traumatizing.

Queef latina

4y

One time i had to poop really bad at school and i dont go in public restrooms so i was holding it like all day. At last block i was starting to get real bad stomach pains but i still wouldnt go. Then my crush tapped me on the shoulder to tell me i dropped my pen and it literally scared the s*** out of me. I s*** my pants 👖 in the middle of english and immediately my crush could tell something was wrong and i went all red. I tried to play it off like it was nothing but then the smell hit..OH GOD THE SMELL!! She looked dead at me and said "did you just s*** your pants?" I said "no haha of course not". Then other people started smelling it and laughing at me. I got up and sort of waddled towards the door and i could feel the s*** just in my boxers.. i had to walk like 6km home with poop in pants bruh... after that i deadass switched hischools. Never showed my face in there again

Creasy

4y

a girl in ms once came up to me in the hallway, looked at me like got real close to my face and then turned to her friend and yelled "look yall he really do got hairs on his nose!" and everybody started laughin

thomasblair

10mo

Friend slammed me into the wall and broke my wrist after I told him his mom couldn’t stop sucking my d*ck

Got sucker punched at the lunch table by the strongest black guy in school for allegedly saying the n-word a few nights before

Got my chain snatched and was jumped by 6 black guys for accidentally walking to the black section of the club

Mr Motion

2y

I wore some K-Swiss to school thinking I was fresh. They were actually my older brothers shoes (I use to steal my brother's shoes to wear to school). He bought them about 2-3 years prior to me stealing them for a day in 8th grade, and K-Swiss was no longer cool when I took em. I was like one shoe size smaller than my brother that time, so they looked a lil too big on me as well.

But like I said, K-Swiss was no longer cool to wear at that point. Ones, Mikes, Shell Toe Adidas, and Bapestas (for the niggas who was really getting a bag) the hot shoes to wear back then. First period was Social Studies, my desk was close to the door. So I go in, sit down, get ready etc. Some other kids see my shoes, and are like "ooh wee Skrilla with the fresh shoes, is those Adidas?" When I correct them n say it's K-Swiss, you could see the praise vanish from their faces

As the class goes on I swear I could hear whispers of my classmates saying look at my shoes, giggling and laughing. Girls from other class rooms would walk past the door in the hallway just to catch of glimpse of my shoes, and then run off laughing. Once the bell rung for 2nd period, I can remember one of the popular girls, Diamond got up and started the K-Swiss chant. "Oh s*** look at that b****, that trick got on K-Swiss" there was other lines, but that is all I can remember. By the time I got packed my books up for the next class, the whole class was chanting it. I can remember even my teacher was holding in a laugh. I just put my head down and went to math class. That wasn't even the end of it, this one girl Jameka had came to school late, and half way through math class she comes into the class, shuffles over to my desk, looks at my shoes, and goes "THIS NIGGA REALLY GOT ON K-SWISS!" and runs out the class.

zeus man

2y

One time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.

Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some s***.

Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).

Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention

Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C.

I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day

F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack

thomasblair

10mo

Friend slammed me into the wall and broke my wrist after I told him his mom couldn’t stop sucking my d*ck

Got sucker punched at the lunch table by the strongest black guy in school for allegedly saying the n-word a few nights before

Got my chain snatched and was jumped by 6 black guys for accidentally walking to the black section of the club

mill

4y

had to do a speech in front of the class 7th grade, i got up, looked at the class for like 10 seconds, audibly said “i can’t do this”, and went back to my seat

s*** was so embarrassing tbh