i get bullied on the internet on a daily basis

Also a teacher slapped the s*** out my face round that time too idk if that counts

Huh

I wish i could do voice messages on hereb

you really been through it bro, GodDAMN

Man, when I was in middle school, I needed a haircut and my older brother who lived with me at the time convinced me and my mom to let him do it. It was supposed to be a normal caesar cut (2-3cm) because I had a small fro (previously had a taper cut).

As soon as he started, he went too f***ing far and there was a hole straight to the scalp. I had to get all of my hair cut off and be bald for like 2 months.

My first period teacher even said "are you cold" when I walked into the class man f*** that b****

Nah that s*** is always a funny story Im glad it happened bc my life uneventful af really lmao

Bro why your teacher slapping you in the face tho? How old were you?

ran for class treasurer in hs and made this super dramatic speech that i knew would win, but i couldn’t get past the 3rd word. started cracking up non-stop for 4 mins straight.. i just sat down

I’m sorry bruh but I’m crying at the last sentence

I did, but tbh I bought it on myself. Got into an argument then realised I didn't know s*** of what I was talking about. Had to shut TF up with the quickness.

Got told to stand up in front of the class to read, because the first two times I wasn't loud enough. S*** was embarrassing

The teacher a pos for telling you to use deodorant even when you admit you personal hygiene sucked ?

Teacher saved your life from future embarrassment

In 5th grade I got my ass whooped in front of the whole class i started the fight too

i fell on top of a boy in middle school, like chest to chest. so embarrassing.

only when my mom used to slap the back of my head when i said some dumb s*** back in the day

Are you a man or a woman?

was it embarassing before or after you popped a stiffy

I was talking with my crush during lunch in high school. Mid conversation she interrupted me and leaned close. I was getting excited thinking she wanted to kiss or something
She leaned in and said, “Wow you have a lot of nose hairs...”

Ouch

I’m sorry creasy

in year 10 i got asked to read a paragraph out now but my crush was in my class so i was really nervous and i legit could not speak

When I was in high school, for our senior project we had to complete 30 hours or somewhere around that time of community service, document it, and write a report on the organization/program you helped and why you chose them.

Me being a lazy ass student, procrastinated until the last two nights and said some bullshit about how I helped the cafeteria ladies clean and prepare breakfast. Everyone in the class had pictures of themselves working and I just took pictures of the cafeteria When I was presenting in front of the whole class people had that face even the teacher. I was so damn embarrassed but at least I still got a C