Jul 13, 2020·1 replyCNA Lov3lyit lowkey might be more common than we think
i work with a bunch of women at my job and as of late our conversations have been getting a lot more personal and private.
women really be wanting to do some wild s***. like SOOOOO many of them want to try bdsm. Bruh one chick (27 years old) just found a dude (38 years old) on the internet, they've talked for like 3 days....she's like "im soooooo into him. he really cares about me.....he's a dominant and a sadist. it is such a turn on. sooo i have to do whatever he tells me to do whenever he tells me to do it. soon we're going to meet up and he's going to tie me up and beat me and he wants me to go on tinder and find other girls for us to play with"
so im like "soooo translation: he's sooo much of a perverted narcissist that not only does he want to beat the f*** out of you...but he wants you to recruit other women that he can beat on too.....and while you're at work, he wants you to randomly send him nudes while he's at home jerking off.....and thats a turn on?..... you like it i love it
"and now her and her friend keep saying that i must only be into vanilla s***🙄🙄
and to add on to it she kept sayingg "omg he is just sooooo confident"
in my head im thinking this nigga must look like chris hemsworth or something so i asked to see a pic.
bruh the nigga look like the bearded dude from das racist lol
Jul 13, 2020·1 replyI learnt a friend was heavily into CBT
- Jul 13, 2020LuJo
I learnt a friend was heavily into CBT
cognitive behavioral therapy?
Jul 13, 2020·1 replyCNA Lov3lyive found out some of my friend's fetishes/kink by accident via their computer or phone.
like i'll use their google search and a bunch of s*** will pop up or like on their phone a wrongly timed notification will pop up.
I dont draw any attention to it and just shrug it off. i could honestly careless.
as long as no one is getting hurt then more power to them
lmaoo this why i never let people use my phone except to straight up make calls even family
im not finna do you a favor and then give u the option of judging me lmao
Jul 13, 2020·edited·1 replyCNA Lov3lyand to add on to it she kept sayingg "omg he is just sooooo confident"
in my head im thinking this nigga must look like chris hemsworth or something so i asked to see a pic.
bruh the nigga look like the bearded dude from das racist lol
Yoo gah damn
The BDSM s*** is way more vast than I thought. Saw this clip of Doja Cat one time, she was talmbout she like getting stepped on or some s***. I don't even know what that's about, but errbody has their kinks I guess
- Jul 13, 2020·6 repliesuser
lmaoo this why i never let people use my phone except to straight up make calls even family
im not finna do you a favor and then give u the option of judging me lmao
bruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now 
- Jul 13, 2020CNA Lov3ly
bruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now LMAO whoa
raise your sons he did so much crazy s*** here lmao
- Jul 13, 2020CNA Lov3ly
bruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now Tha f***
- Jul 13, 2020CNA Lov3ly
bruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now Wtf
OPJul 13, 2020·1 replyThis s*** almost happened to me once, I wanted to send my friend a meme but I accidentally selected a pic of a guy I had saved instead. Luckily IG let's you delete messages without any trace
Jul 13, 2020·1 replythe redsThis s*** almost happened to me once, I wanted to send my friend a meme but I accidentally selected a pic of a guy I had saved instead. Luckily IG let's you delete messages without any trace
Yeesh i feel like this is gonna happen to me one day. I have a group chat I’m in that I send girls and guys to all the time. One tiny slip of my finger and I’m gay forever
Jul 13, 2020CNA Lov3lybruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now hope u beat his ass
Jul 13, 2020 - Jul 13, 2020
this quickly becoming a ktt classic we only on page 2
- OPJul 13, 2020Smoofer
Yeesh i feel like this is gonna happen to me one day. I have a group chat I’m in that I send girls and guys to all the time. One tiny slip of my finger and I’m gay forever
Lol the pics I save are pretty wholesome so I can explain it away it if I ever slip but you should be looking out if you in those types of group chats lol
Jul 13, 2020CNA Lov3lybruh... one time my friend (no longer my friend) stole my phone while we were turning up with 2 girls in a hotel
he was trying to find proof that i was messing with his ex. they had been broken up for almost 2 years and i had already told the nigga that we had messed around but i guess he wanted to read our convo.
even though i noticed my phone missing i brushed it off and figured i'd find it eventually. hours later he walks up to me and shoves my phone into my chest talking bout "found your phone 😡'
Long story short...he saw that his ex be coming at me hard af.....but somehow....he also saw all my ex's nudes.....and our s***tapes.....and they just magically ended up on his phone.... and the nigga was then stupid enough to invite my ex to a party... tell her i was going to be there, then didnt invite me, hit on her and tried to hit on her by showing her the videos that he stole from my phone to tell her how much he's into her and that he didnt know she was a freak like that.......
niggas really be goofy out here
. i dont let NO ONE touch my phone now yikes dawg glad you caught that nigga off
- Jul 14, 2020·1 reply
Shouldn’t f*** with a homies ex anyway tbh
- Jul 14, 2020·2 repliesBlunt Monkey
Shouldn’t f*** with a homies ex anyway tbh
Only reason he even got her was because of me.
When we first met her he was literally begging me not to talk to her and told me to purposely be at d*** to push her away. Bruh the nigga had no social skills and would give me his phone to text her and pretend I was him.
PLUS on my momma she was bad AF. So not only did I push her away to give a chance, I cockblocked myself, helped keep them together, and then the goofy got caught cheating on her with Craigslist hookers.
I still waited years before i smashed. He had plenty of time to redeem himself.
Jul 14, 2020RhysingtonYOOOO THAT REMINDES ME this dude i used to chill with in highschool had a pic of his sister in a f***in tank top and short shorts stretching all sexy like on his phone it looked like he took it while she wasnt looking i dont blame him cause she was fine as f*** but hell nah he weird as f*** cuzz
- Jul 14, 2020CNA Lov3ly
Only reason he even got her was because of me.
When we first met her he was literally begging me not to talk to her and told me to purposely be at d*** to push her away. Bruh the nigga had no social skills and would give me his phone to text her and pretend I was him.
PLUS on my momma she was bad AF. So not only did I push her away to give a chance, I cockblocked myself, helped keep them together, and then the goofy got caught cheating on her with Craigslist hookers.
I still waited years before i smashed. He had plenty of time to redeem himself.
Yikes that niggas story just keep gettin worse. Buddy sound like he went out sad
Jul 14, 2020·1 replyFound out one of my uncle's who has been married since I was a kid, been f***in Backpage hookers for YEARS on the side. And you know who f***in tells me this WITH RECEIPTS. His b**** ass brother (pops). Nigga was keekeeing and s*** like it was funny too.
Jul 14, 2020·editedBack in HS i was at my friends house. Saw this bottle and didnt know what it was so i googled it.. Homie bought p**** enlargement pills
. I did bring it up and he used his dads CC to order them too 
Jul 14, 2020·2 repliesCNA Lov3lyit lowkey might be more common than we think
i work with a bunch of women at my job and as of late our conversations have been getting a lot more personal and private.
women really be wanting to do some wild s***. like SOOOOO many of them want to try bdsm. Bruh one chick (27 years old) just found a dude (38 years old) on the internet, they've talked for like 3 days....she's like "im soooooo into him. he really cares about me.....he's a dominant and a sadist. it is such a turn on. sooo i have to do whatever he tells me to do whenever he tells me to do it. soon we're going to meet up and he's going to tie me up and beat me and he wants me to go on tinder and find other girls for us to play with"
so im like "soooo translation: he's sooo much of a perverted narcissist that not only does he want to beat the f*** out of you...but he wants you to recruit other women that he can beat on too.....and while you're at work, he wants you to randomly send him nudes while he's at home jerking off.....and thats a turn on?..... you like it i love it
"and now her and her friend keep saying that i must only be into vanilla s***🙄🙄
Where the f*** do you work and have these conversations?
are your coworkers bad?