Was hanging with this group of guys like freshman year of college and they all knew each other pretty well and I was just getting to know them
Two of them stole their friends laptop as a joke but he left it open and they went through his folders and found some anime/hentai p*** of little girls with d***s
Apparently this was completely normal to them and they all laughed it off when he came back and I’m just sitting there like
Stopped hanging with them after that
Where the f*** do you work and have these conversations? are your coworkers bad?
Dude you’d be surprised once people get mad comfortable with each other at work they just be letting all kinda s*** fly I’ve seen it too many times lmao
My homie went to go on reddit on his laptop in front of me and the search bar autocompleted to /r/incest
I just pretended not to see
What type of niggas are you rolling with?
Only reason he even got her was because of me.
When we first met her he was literally begging me not to talk to her and told me to purposely be at d*** to push her away. Bruh the nigga had no social skills and would give me his phone to text her and pretend I was him.
PLUS on my momma she was bad AF. So not only did I push her away to give a chance, I cockblocked myself, helped keep them together, and then the goofy got caught cheating on her with Craigslist hookers.
I still waited years before i smashed. He had plenty of time to redeem himself.
Clown ass nigga vibes over 9000 right now. How did you even meet this dude
Found out one of my uncle's who has been married since I was a kid, been f***in Backpage hookers for YEARS on the side. And you know who f***in tells me this WITH RECEIPTS. His b**** ass brother (pops). Nigga was keekeeing and s*** like it was funny too.
did you just refer to your dad as "his b**** ass brother"??
Where the f*** do you work and have these conversations? are your coworkers bad?
im a certified nursing assistant (CNA) at a veterans retirement home. its a mixed bag of pretty and average women
Dude you’d be surprised once people get mad comfortable with each other at work they just be letting all kinda s*** fly I’ve seen it too many times lmao
this
YOOOO THAT REMINDES ME this dude i used to chill with in highschool had a pic of his sister in a f***in tank top and short shorts stretching all sexy like on his phone it looked like he took it while she wasnt looking i dont blame him cause she was fine as f*** but hell nah he weird as f*** cuzz
Lmfao
it lowkey might be more common than we think
i work with a bunch of women at my job and as of late our conversations have been getting a lot more personal and private.
women really be wanting to do some wild s***. like SOOOOO many of them want to try bdsm. Bruh one chick (27 years old) just found a dude (38 years old) on the internet, they've talked for like 3 days....she's like "im soooooo into him. he really cares about me.....he's a dominant and a sadist. it is such a turn on. sooo i have to do whatever he tells me to do whenever he tells me to do it. soon we're going to meet up and he's going to tie me up and beat me and he wants me to go on tinder and find other girls for us to play with"
so im like "soooo translation: he's sooo much of a perverted narcissist that not only does he want to beat the f*** out of you...but he wants you to recruit other women that he can beat on too.....and while you're at work, he wants you to randomly send him nudes while he's at home jerking off.....and thats a turn on?..... you like it i love it "
and now her and her friend keep saying that i must only be into vanilla s***🙄🙄
Sounds like a challenge to me bro bro
Someone in my family having a secret baby. What still f***s with me is that almost 6 years have passed and everyone that knew just acts like it never happened. Like I don't know what ever happened with that, it was mentioned once and never again.
Threads hilarious
Was hanging with this group of guys like freshman year of college and they all knew each other pretty well and I was just getting to know them
Two of them stole their friends laptop as a joke but he left it open and they went through his folders and found some anime/hentai p*** of little girls with d***s
Apparently this was completely normal to them and they all laughed it off when he came back and I’m just sitting there like
Stopped hanging with them after that
Christ
Yoo gah damn
The BDSM s*** is way more vast than I thought. Saw this clip of Doja Cat one time, she was talmbout she like getting stepped on or some s***. I don't even know what that's about, but errbody has their kinks I guess
I mean like me and my ex used to play with handcuffs, paddles, s***toys, etc but ppl really be into like d*** and nipple clamps.
One girl told me that her boyfriend used to like to have her stick skinny rods into the hole of his p****. I've heard that dudes like to get their d***s stepped on
One of my niggas who was like the player amongst players, used to always try to get me have threesomes with him. I never did it but it always seemed off to me like "why would you go through all this trouble to get this baddie just to try to make me have s***with her ?? "
My homie went to go on reddit on his laptop in front of me and the search bar autocompleted to /r/incest
I just pretended not to see
Incest p*** being the most popular p*** genre now is hilarious
But also sus
my manager was thinking out loud too himself and accidentally referred to the dude as his birth name while punching in the pay rolls, his birth name is allison, how ever when he met me he said his last name is allison and then the next day i saw him without glasses for the first time and it hit me that he was born a woman i could just tell it was so obvious bro is 5'4 and built like a pear bruh has a phatty he got the yams, shortly after my manager punched in on facebook search his last name and then first name and we found his old facebook profile from when he was a fat chick
The nigga is literally saying he gets sexual gratification from hurting others and is saying that he wants to physically and mentally abuse her and then wants her to recruit other women that he can hurt too ... And me pointing that out makes me a hater ??
Nigga how
Look I'ma let her cook but Im not going to be surprised if in a few months she's looking for sympathy and talking bout "look at my bruises! You don't understand what he does and makes me do!!"
The nigga sounds like a sociopath that is preying on naive women who saw the 50 grades of shade trilogy and thought "yeah that's totally me!"
Found out my buddy was sneakin around wit a nigga
Lol can you tell us how you found out
The nigga is literally saying he gets sexual gratification from hurting others and is saying that he wants to physically and mentally abuse her and then wants her to recruit other women that he can hurt too ... And me pointing that out makes me a hater ??
Nigga how
Look I'ma let her cook but Im not going to be surprised if in a few months she's looking for sympathy and talking bout "look at my bruises! You don't understand what he does and makes me do!!"
The nigga sounds like a sociopath that is preying on naive women who saw the 50 grades of shade trilogy and thought "yeah that's totally me!"
Lmao sound like my women friends bruh you know they not gon listen. They always hit you up sayin you was right they gotta learn on they own
I mean like me and my ex used to play with handcuffs, paddles, s***toys, etc but ppl really be into like d*** and nipple clamps.
One girl told me that her boyfriend used to like to have her stick skinny rods into the hole of his p****. I've heard that dudes like to get their d***s stepped on
One of my niggas who was like the player amongst players, used to always try to get me have threesomes with him. I never did it but it always seemed off to me like "why would you go through all this trouble to get this baddie just to try to make me have s***with her ?? "
Bruh what
How is having rods in your peehole close to being pleasant wtf
Also, that homie was low-key tryna f*** both y'all, pause