COVID been spreading through my social circle and I just tested positive. Assuming I’ve had it for about two days since based on some mental contact tracing. Bad timing because I have a friend from home supposed to visit this weekend. Anyone know some methods or routines to get this s*** out of your system in <5 days? Fully vaxxed and boosted btw

just stay home

Bleach

warm baths

Time

jelqing

Sweat it out

c***a lot

C***dump it out

Who the f*** even asks this question

No there is no magic way to eliminate a virus from your body that has caused a global pandemic, especially in such a short time period

Repent & fast.

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Just stay in bed, stock up on Tylenol, water, and Gatorade.

I tested positive with symptoms this past Friday and I’m fine now

Wrong forum bro

tell your friend not to come but for some reason I doubt you will

You'd still spread it likely tho, he's not asking to feel better he's asking to somehow not be contagious

Other users have mentioned c***and I've mentioned sweat, but I'd like to elaborate on that.

Basically anything that ejects juices out of your body. I recommend a heavy exercise regimen, maybe beat it 2-3 times a day and laxatives. Drink lots of water. Godspeed.

You gonna just have to wait lol

Also if you’re fully vaxxed and boosted and you just stay put for a few days you should be fine by Friday

I already told him not to come but he’s got other friends here so he still probably gonna come

Oh I didn’t see that

thank u, sorry for being a hater. just not worth the risk ya feel

I mean yeah of course it’s not worth the risk if I really didn’t give a s*** I just wouldn’t have gotten tested

Viral infections don’t “leave.” They’re defeated by your immune system which will do it at its own pace