Drink 5 ml of C(_)M

Think I’m just gonna drink hella water and see if I could piss this virus outta me

OP if it was that easy there wouldn't be a pandemic

Man thinks this is Skyrim where you can just cast a healing spell

Light & bleach injected directly into the body

U have to get some p****

Looks like ur out of luck

I tried this with my roommate the other night because we thought it was a preventative measure not a treatment

Guess I gotta try again

He got weak sperm

This explains why I haven't got COVID yet

you're basically treating it like you smoked weed three days before a d*** test, that's good, that's what I was going to suggest

Lmao

• Hot teas (no sugar, sweeten it with honey if you need)
• A lot of water
• Hot soups
• Vitamin complex especially B and C
• Garlic cloves (yes they are like senzu beans, they boost your immunity)
• Some NyQuill
• Ventilate your room daily
• No fast food or sugar drinks
• Some physical activity, do some push-ups and some squats, don't stay in bed all day if you don't feel tired.
• Also some weed does good

I meant to respond that to the dude with the strong semen but realized it was a normal post. sincerest apologies!!!

I mean it feels like the only viable course of action at this point right

Op thinks the secret to this global pandemic has been hiding in ktt2 the whole time

drinking fluids is helpful in any case, even when you're not sick, so at the worst it can't hurt

as long as you don't go overboard like that one woman who drank like 200 cups of water in an hour for a contest to win an XBOX 360 and died

do you feel the irony at all of being fully shot yet still getting the virus?

op wanted some advice and y'all just feel the urge to clown him

I have pretty bad lungs from years of smoking and my worst symptom is a stuffy nose. So yeah I feel pretty fortunate to be vaccinated.

My fault for coming to ktt for advice

you arguably would’ve been fine either way but i understand