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  • Jun 12, 2021
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    I brush my teeth
    I shower

    I masterbate

    I wash my hair

    Get dressed/deodorant

    Idk how long this takes lmao, like 40 minutes ig.

    Now if I wake up late then i brush my teeth and shower if I can and I'm out the door in 30

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Bo Ceephus

    I brush my teeth
    I shower

    I masterbate

    I wash my hair

    Get dressed/deodorant

    Idk how long this takes lmao, like 40 minutes ig.

    Now if I wake up late then i brush my teeth and shower if I can and I'm out the door in 30

    Dam g wanking is in your alotted schedule

  • Jun 12, 2021

    For me:

    • Planking/Push-ups the moment I hop out the bed. I do 3 sets of as many military push-ups I possibly can or plank for 8 minutes.

    • Iced coffee (which i prepare the night before). I usually finish it within 1-3 minutes

    • Brush my teeth, tongue, and then use mouthwash (5-7 minutes)

    • Wash my face (5 - 7 minutes)

    • A quick cold shower (2 - 4 minutes)

    • Take multi vitamins,4000 UI of vitamin D, and two capsules of lions mane (1 minute)

    • I then “log in” to work (I basically just say good morning on Slack)

    • Within the first hour of work, I have a protein shake that consist of two scoops of whey, a s***load of spinach, peanut butter, and a s***load of a oatmeal. I then follow it up with 3 scrambled eggs and maybe a banana. (I usually finish everything within an 40 minutes - an hour)

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Majin GoldenChild

    Dam g wanking is in your alotted schedule

    Yeah man gotta maintain that stress. Come into work relaxed and focused

    I would say it's more important than breakfast

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Bo Ceephus

    Yeah man gotta maintain that stress. Come into work relaxed and focused

    I would say it's more important than breakfast

  • Jun 12, 2021
    Majin GoldenChild

    One of my favorite movies. I wanted that s*** to be my life. Ya know, aside from stealing millions from people and tricking them into buying s*** companies

  • Jun 12, 2021
    Kr0niic

    Wake up.

    30 minutes of hitting the snooze button

    50 minutes on being on my phone for just 10 minutes but I lose track of time

    3 minute shower cause I’m late as f***

    3 minutes get dressed as quick as I can for work

    1 minute grab a breakfast bar and eat while driving

    Kronicc lifestyle

  • Jun 12, 2021

    Wake up
    Cook and eat breakfast
    Poo then shower and brush my teeth
    Workout. If I’m lifting that day, it’s usually for around an hour and a half. If it’s a rest day, I’ll just go for a 30 minute run.
    Prepare and eat lunch
    Quick shower to freshen up and then do my skincare routine.

    And I’m making money doing nothing during all this

  • Sincerely him

    It takes you 20-40 minutes to poop?

    My man you givin birth? s***ting out pure bricks or sumn? it should not take that long add some fiber for your intestines sake

    Sometimes u gotta be on the phone catching up with what happened u know, and the morning s*** is always a little slower plus youre tired and dont really wanna stand up

  • Jun 12, 2021
    Squilliam

    Hop out the bed,

    Turn my swag on

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    Jun 12, 2021
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    GottaGloUp1Day

    Dam u stinky

  • Jun 12, 2021

    Wake up-525
    Eat-530
    Work out-540-620
    Feed and walk dogs-640-710
    Shower-710-725
    Drink coffee and read a book-730-815
    Head to work.

  • Jun 12, 2021
    Sincerely him

    It takes you 20-40 minutes to poop?

    My man you givin birth? s***ting out pure bricks or sumn? it should not take that long add some fiber for your intestines sake

  • Jun 12, 2021

    The majority of this mans routine is spent s***ting

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Bo Ceephus

    I brush my teeth
    I shower

    I masterbate

    I wash my hair

    Get dressed/deodorant

    Idk how long this takes lmao, like 40 minutes ig.

    Now if I wake up late then i brush my teeth and shower if I can and I'm out the door in 30

    You masturbate after showering?

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    math fifty

    You masturbate after showering?

    In the shower tbh

  • Jun 12, 2021
    Bo Ceephus

    In the shower tbh

  • Jun 12, 2021

    Wake up
    Brush teeth
    Go to gym
    Come back home
    Shower
    Yoga + meditate
    Take dog out
    Make protein
    Get ready for work

  • Jun 12, 2021

    4-5 hours but i am not employed rn

  • Jun 12, 2021

    OP's routine should be like 30 min max or something

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Majin GoldenChild

    Wake up
    Chug Water & Protein shake (if not fasting)
    Take a s***
    Shower
    Get dressed
    Coffee
    Gym
    Meal

    Start day

    Does it matter whether you have the protein shake in the morning rather than after working out?

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    AKFresh

    Does it matter whether you have the protein shake in the morning rather than after working out?

    If you tryna gain I’d say morning is very useful

    Just cuz ur body starving all night ya know? And post workout is mandatory

  • Jun 12, 2021
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    Majin GoldenChild

    If you tryna gain I’d say morning is very useful

    Just cuz ur body starving all night ya know? And post workout is mandatory

  • Jun 12, 2021

    lay in bed for 5-10 mins
    pee for 30 seconds
    shower for 10 mins
    get ready for 5-10 mins
    brush teeth for 2 mins
    eat for 5-10 mins

  • Jun 12, 2021

    You are going to get hemorrhoids sitting on the toilet for that long @op

    10 minutes max always