me too man

Ross a goat

we all have urges

Same OP, same.

Damn ur just like me fr. Love this post & totally agree

damn... op just like me

Big ass spoonfull lol

he loves me

what happened to saturday

Need me some of that Rick Ross bootyhole expeditiously

Should’ve been the first post

Tell me you’re a breast man without telling me you’re a breast man..

But for real, yea Ross is dope

Black Market one of my favorites from him. Love when he does that style of music

You feel his hot breath on the back of your neck.

He adlibs his signature “HHHUH” into your ear and it sends shivers up your spine.

You wait, on the edge of your seat. You know how Rick gets when he’s hungry.

Warmth explodes on the side of your neck as Rick Ross places his soft lips on your neck. He pulls away and you can feel the chicken grease dripping down your neck. That’s not the only thing that’s dripping

He moves slowly and laboriously to the front of you. As he comes into view inch by inch, you take a moment to admire his bulk

You bite your lip, but then suddenly you feel yourself slipping off your chair, and towards Rick Ross

Now you really are on the edge of your seat, as Ricky Rozay’s immense gravitational pull exerts it’s force on you

Rick smiles his brilliant white smile and rubs his hands, and takes a step towards you

You stand no chance. You’re too close now. The chair jerks forward, and you go with it. You try to stand up and run but it’s too late. Ricky Rozay has you in his gravitational field

You can barely stand up. Your bones creak under the immense pressure as Rick waddles closer to you

The last thing you hear is Rick Ross’s signature “HHUUUHH” once more, and then, darkness

"They say my name as I walk the halls (BOSS!)"

Sorry @OP but this thread too fire!!!

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