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  • Apr 21, 2021
    Saturday
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    MMG = Making Men Gay

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    Saturday is the master of these type of jokes but I got the sensation he really got muted for this comment

  • Apr 21, 2021
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    Saturday
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    MMG = Making Men Gay

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    LMFAOOOO if this ain’t a troll

  • Apr 21, 2021

    Hard not to be when he’s making songs like this

  • mods on this site soft as baby s***

  • Apr 21, 2021
    Saturday
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    This ain’t even that outta pocket

    This can’t be real lmaoo

  • Apr 21, 2021

    rick ross got op ready to moan

  • Apr 21, 2021
    Noah Parker

    You feel his hot breath on the back of your neck.

    He adlibs his signature “HHHUH” into your ear and it sends shivers up your spine.

    You wait, on the edge of your seat. You know how Rick gets when he’s hungry.

    Warmth explodes on the side of your neck as Rick Ross places his soft lips on your neck. He pulls away and you can feel the chicken grease dripping down your neck. That’s not the only thing that’s dripping

    He moves slowly and laboriously to the front of you. As he comes into view inch by inch, you take a moment to admire his bulk

    You bite your lip, but then suddenly you feel yourself slipping off your chair, and towards Rick Ross

    Now you really are on the edge of your seat, as Ricky Rozay’s immense gravitational pull exerts it’s force on you

    Rick smiles his brilliant white smile and rubs his hands, and takes a step towards you

    You stand no chance. You’re too close now. The chair jerks forward, and you go with it. You try to stand up and run but it’s too late. Ricky Rozay has you in his gravitational field

    You can barely stand up. Your bones creak under the immense pressure as Rick waddles closer to you

    The last thing you hear is Rick Ross’s signature “HHUUUHH” once more, and then, darkness

    Underrated post, tell me this is a pasta and you didn't really write this thing

  • Apr 21, 2021

    Top 5 weight loss in Hip Hop.

  • sabbaroni 🧔🏻
    Apr 21, 2021

    W

  • sabbaroni 🧔🏻
    Apr 21, 2021
    nerdy

    Mods really muted for that? Soft asses.

    no lol

  • Apr 21, 2021

    so wrap your legs around his waist

  • Apr 21, 2021

    that fella really got muted?

  • Apr 21, 2021
    pussy bacon

    An old friend of mine got diagnosed with schizophrenia, and he had a personality that made him think he was Rick Ross. He bought fur jackets and ran around telling everyone he was the BOSS. I know mental issues should be taken seriously but that s*** just too funny

    deaddd

  • sabbaroni 🧔🏻
    Apr 21, 2021
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    mods can’t edit users’ posts so if someone says “USER WAS MUTED FOR THIS POST” or something similar, it’s jokes

  • Apr 21, 2021

    ricky renzel

    the legend

  • Apr 21, 2021
    BonelessWings

    Sorry @OP but this thread too fire!!!

    People are hitting 3s from halfcourt ITT

  • Apr 21, 2021
    pussy bacon

    An old friend of mine got diagnosed with schizophrenia, and he had a personality that made him think he was Rick Ross. He bought fur jackets and ran around telling everyone he was the BOSS. I know mental issues should be taken seriously but that s*** just too funny

    This is fascinating 😦

  • Apr 21, 2021

    Shoutout to all the pear

  • babylon sherm

    How do you know if its love or mere lust

    This made me pop

  • Apr 21, 2021
    Saturday
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    MMG = Making Men Gay

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  • Apr 22, 2021
    Noah Parker

    You feel his hot breath on the back of your neck.

    He adlibs his signature “HHHUH” into your ear and it sends shivers up your spine.

    You wait, on the edge of your seat. You know how Rick gets when he’s hungry.

    Warmth explodes on the side of your neck as Rick Ross places his soft lips on your neck. He pulls away and you can feel the chicken grease dripping down your neck. That’s not the only thing that’s dripping

    He moves slowly and laboriously to the front of you. As he comes into view inch by inch, you take a moment to admire his bulk

    You bite your lip, but then suddenly you feel yourself slipping off your chair, and towards Rick Ross

    Now you really are on the edge of your seat, as Ricky Rozay’s immense gravitational pull exerts it’s force on you

    Rick smiles his brilliant white smile and rubs his hands, and takes a step towards you

    You stand no chance. You’re too close now. The chair jerks forward, and you go with it. You try to stand up and run but it’s too late. Ricky Rozay has you in his gravitational field

    You can barely stand up. Your bones creak under the immense pressure as Rick waddles closer to you

    The last thing you hear is Rick Ross’s signature “HHUUUHH” once more, and then, darkness

    what the F***

  • Apr 22, 2021
    Niggamortis

    were you the ink he f***ed

    underrated post

  • Apr 22, 2021
    Niggamortis

    were you the ink he f***ed

  • Apr 22, 2021
    Saturday

    MMG = Making Men Gay

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    yo deadass?

  • Apr 22, 2021
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    Nelia

    I love his music, he is so powerful and inspirational

    !https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=isD2-s8eZfQ

    nice ktt burner account