MMG = Making Men Gay
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Saturday is the master of these type of jokes but I got the sensation he really got muted for this comment
MMG = Making Men Gay
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LMFAOOOO if this ain’t a troll
MMG = Making Men Gay
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This ain’t even that outta pocket
This can’t be real lmaoo
You feel his hot breath on the back of your neck.
He adlibs his signature “HHHUH” into your ear and it sends shivers up your spine.
You wait, on the edge of your seat. You know how Rick gets when he’s hungry.
Warmth explodes on the side of your neck as Rick Ross places his soft lips on your neck. He pulls away and you can feel the chicken grease dripping down your neck. That’s not the only thing that’s dripping
He moves slowly and laboriously to the front of you. As he comes into view inch by inch, you take a moment to admire his bulk
You bite your lip, but then suddenly you feel yourself slipping off your chair, and towards Rick Ross
Now you really are on the edge of your seat, as Ricky Rozay’s immense gravitational pull exerts it’s force on you
Rick smiles his brilliant white smile and rubs his hands, and takes a step towards you
You stand no chance. You’re too close now. The chair jerks forward, and you go with it. You try to stand up and run but it’s too late. Ricky Rozay has you in his gravitational field
You can barely stand up. Your bones creak under the immense pressure as Rick waddles closer to you
The last thing you hear is Rick Ross’s signature “HHUUUHH” once more, and then, darkness
Underrated post, tell me this is a pasta and you didn't really write this thing
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Mods really muted for that? Soft asses.
no lol
An old friend of mine got diagnosed with schizophrenia, and he had a personality that made him think he was Rick Ross. He bought fur jackets and ran around telling everyone he was the BOSS. I know mental issues should be taken seriously but that s*** just too funny
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mods can’t edit users’ posts so if someone says “USER WAS MUTED FOR THIS POST” or something similar, it’s jokes
Sorry @OP but this thread too fire!!!
People are hitting 3s from halfcourt ITT
An old friend of mine got diagnosed with schizophrenia, and he had a personality that made him think he was Rick Ross. He bought fur jackets and ran around telling everyone he was the BOSS. I know mental issues should be taken seriously but that s*** just too funny
This is fascinating 😦
You feel his hot breath on the back of your neck.
He adlibs his signature “HHHUH” into your ear and it sends shivers up your spine.
You wait, on the edge of your seat. You know how Rick gets when he’s hungry.
Warmth explodes on the side of your neck as Rick Ross places his soft lips on your neck. He pulls away and you can feel the chicken grease dripping down your neck. That’s not the only thing that’s dripping
He moves slowly and laboriously to the front of you. As he comes into view inch by inch, you take a moment to admire his bulk
You bite your lip, but then suddenly you feel yourself slipping off your chair, and towards Rick Ross
Now you really are on the edge of your seat, as Ricky Rozay’s immense gravitational pull exerts it’s force on you
Rick smiles his brilliant white smile and rubs his hands, and takes a step towards you
You stand no chance. You’re too close now. The chair jerks forward, and you go with it. You try to stand up and run but it’s too late. Ricky Rozay has you in his gravitational field
You can barely stand up. Your bones creak under the immense pressure as Rick waddles closer to you
The last thing you hear is Rick Ross’s signature “HHUUUHH” once more, and then, darkness
what the F***