N I got 4 more hours at work

I'm over here trying to fall asleep with my head and arms on the table like im back in school or something

Brain is so f***ing ready to sleep I can barely focus on s*** for more than a few mins

Don't tell me to drink coffee that s*** is a myth

Lost brain cells trying to make sense of the title

Drink ice cold water & coffee

if u can eat some protein that's good too

Move around and stretch every once in a while

If u get rlly desperate u can try and energy drink or 5 hour energy

Go walk outside for 20sec looking out at the horizon. Then stop and without moving your head up, look up to the sky for 20 seconds using only your eyes. Really feel the muscles in your eyes straining looking as high up as possible. Head level. Then do 20 bodyweight squats.

Repeat all that again and see how ya feel.

ketamine

Damn this is so crazy I may have woken up a lil just reading it

You're sofa king dumb

Poop/pee yourself and tell your boss you need to go home because you didn’t bring any diapers and if they don’t believe you tell them to sniff your bum bum

What is sofa king

5 5hour energies

Spell iCup

Oooo

Waiiiit 😳😳😳😳

nice

I didn’t like danger doom

Bout to have me outside looking like I'm possessed

So many remedies, yet my body is just like "nah fam, find something to lay on n just close ur eyes for a bit"

Coffee

"...Stop being negligent and go find help professional help.

Eat good.
Sleep good.
Water and vitamins and exercises..."

Me talking to myself itt

it's okay lil bro they're just npcs

Dang how you know I'm neglecting my health?

My mediocrity speaks volumes I guess

you likely have a lot of sleep debt

similarly to how you can't budget yourself out of poverty with poverty wages, you can't lifehack your way towards feeling rested and alert when you're chronically undersleeping

What are your duties as the sofa king