Apr 17, 2025
Ralph CifarettoWe have a small dog, but the urn was on the top of the fireplace mantel. So no way she could of reached it lol
last resort, when your girl's not home make it look like somebody broke into your place to steal s*** and broke the urn
plants 🌻Apr 17, 2025the only f*** up here is that you THREW HER MOMS IN THE GARBAGE
Apr 17, 2025·3 repliesLowkey weird how much ppl care about material remains of dead ppl
Apr 17, 2025
left4goodbut like a better one, not an identical. that's psycho actually.
Yeah. Rule I always try to abide by: if something goes down and it's your fault, leave things better than the way you found them. Sometimes it's expensive but that's good karma.
- Apr 17, 2025
This was the exact vase that I rebought.
Apr 17, 2025·2 repliesset the decoy up in a way where SHE can knock it over herself accidentally
Apr 17, 2025Niggas vacuumed the ashes
now he gotta tell his girl her momma in a swifter - Apr 17, 2025·3 replies
The fact that I literally should’ve actually just sweeped them up and put them in a new container is f***ing me up. We were so f***ed up and I genuinely feel stupid af rn that I didn’t do that.
Apr 17, 2025what happens when she checks the amazon order history
- Gosh 😹Apr 17, 2025·1 replyRalph Cifaretto
The fact that I literally should’ve actually just sweeped them up and put them in a new container is f***ing me up. We were so f***ed up and I genuinely feel stupid af rn that I didn’t do that.
Just smoke a bunch of blunts and get some new ashes
Apr 17, 2025
pepsi philtalk about sweeping it under the rug huh
Apr 17, 2025pepsi philtalk about sweeping it under the rug huh
- Apr 17, 2025Gosh
Just smoke a bunch of blunts and get some new ashes
We have a log fire place, I put the ashes that were built up in there into the new vase. They were a darker color but it’s not like she opens it up.
Apr 17, 2025Get a 2nd vase and also fill it with ashes, tell her one of them is real, but dont say which one, then get a bat and make her pick one for you to smash, make her take the blame for choosing the wrong one
- Apr 17, 2025
@op 100% you are permitted to lie to your spouse in order to convert good and avoid conflict and this lie is not going to deny you entrance to the kingdom of heaven
According to Sahih Hadith :
Rasulullah (sallallahu ‘alayhi wasallam) has said: ‘The one who attempts to reconcile between people and speaks good (in order to avert dispute), or conveys good is not a liar.’
Ibn Shihab (rahimahullah) said: “I did not hear that concession/exemption was granted in any lies that the people speak except in three cases: in war, reconciling between people, and the dialogue of a husband with his wife, and a wife with her husband i.e vice versa.
(Sahih Muslim, Hadith: 2605)
Apr 17, 2025my god is this real
Apr 17, 2025That house haunted as s*** now
Apr 17, 2025this is not an altLowkey weird how much ppl care about material remains of dead ppl
How is that weird
- Apr 17, 2025
On some real s*** if you can live with it I wouldn’t tell her. I know the truth is good but don’t ruin her spirit by telling her something like that ngl
- Apr 17, 2025·1 replyRalph Cifaretto
I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl
That urn? That was her mother. Her everything. And now it’s filled with fireplace ash. Fireplace. Ash. I mean… bro.
Look, I’m not here to shame, I get it. You freaked out, you tried to fix it, you even Amazon Prime’d the exact same urn like you were in some gay version of Mission: Impossible. But let’s not lie to ourselves: you’re sitting on a ticking emotional time bomb, and every time she lovingly gazes at that urn, your soul is gonna wither a little.