Monkai

2y

Chris Paul a b**** too.

Saturday

2y

Broadway Barrett because he do s*** the broad way!

insertcoolnamehere

2y

when @op posted this thread thinking he would get laughs I was slightly confused

Guess I'm not as lame as I thought, got some s***posting to do

thotty2hottie

2y

so last month me and my boys decided to go to a kendrick lamar show that was part of his big steppers tour. we were really hyped cuz we all love kenny and we been listening to him since the Good Kid Mad City days.

I decided to wear this oversized montcler sweater than i thrifted plus my gold chain, some baggy cargo pants, and a pair of fresh white jordans

my mate pulled up in his mom's ford windstar and my two other friends, nick and carson, were in the van already. on the way to the concert we bumped king kunta and the rest of TPAB. we were going crazy rapping along and sometimes we were even saying the n words were white but we wouldn't do that around black people cuz we dont wanna offend anyone

anyways, we pull up to the concert, and we all take our molly and smoke a blunt in the van before we go in . the concert is going good and by the time the opener is off, were all rolling hard. we decide to make our way to the front of the crowd to turn up as much as possible

A few songs in, Kendrick decides to do Auntie Diaries, which i was surprised about but i love that song. afte the line "back when it was comedic relief to say f@​6607" came up, kenny then pointed the microphone to the crowd and I screamed back "f@*T, F@**T, F@***T WE CAN SAY IT TOGETHER!!!" as loud as i could.

then i heard a voice from behind me say "hit that cisgender b****"

then i just felt a flurry of punches and grabs coming at me

the last thing i remember before i got knocked out was lying on the ground seeing legs and feet just kicking me

when i woke up, my friends were standing around me and this security guard was doing like checking my pulse or something. my montcler sweater was gone and so was my gold chain and jordans. i didn't even have a shirt underneath the sweater, so i was shirtless. the security said i wasn't allowed to be in the club without a shirt on so they kicked my out and i had to wait out in the cold until the concert ended which was super lame.

after my friends came out they told me i got beaten up by some gay guys who didn't like that i said the F word. I never ended up getting my clothes back and never pressed charges or anything.

insertcoolnamehere

2y

when @op posted this thread thinking he would get laughs I was slightly confused

Guess I'm not as lame as I thought, got some s***posting to do

Womanpuncher69

2y

mods should ban u for this post

lake placid

2y

u been posting here for a whole month without telling us about this?? wtf op

insertcoolnamehere

2y

when @op posted this thread thinking he would get laughs I was slightly confused

Guess I'm not as lame as I thought, got some s***posting to do

Kendrik lama

2y

Last month was January
Kendrick's The Big Stepper Tour concluded in December
Plus he performed Auntie Diaries just one time during the whole tour.

Ik this is supposed to be a s***post bit op atleast get your facts right smh

thotty2hottie

2y

it's still january where i am. last month therefore would be december. you get your facts straight