so last month me and my boys decided to go to a kendrick lamar show that was part of his big steppers tour. we were really hyped cuz we all love kenny and we been listening to him since the Good Kid Mad City days.

I decided to wear this oversized montcler sweater than i thrifted plus my gold chain, some baggy cargo pants, and a pair of fresh white jordans

my mate pulled up in his mom's ford windstar and my two other friends, nick and carson, were in the van already. on the way to the concert we bumped king kunta and the rest of TPAB. we were going crazy rapping along and sometimes we were even saying the n words were white but we wouldn't do that around black people cuz we dont wanna offend anyone

anyways, we pull up to the concert, and we all take our molly and smoke a blunt in the van before we go in . the concert is going good and by the time the opener is off, were all rolling hard. we decide to make our way to the front of the crowd to turn up as much as possible

A few songs in, Kendrick decides to do Auntie Diaries, which i was surprised about but i love that song. afte the line "back when it was comedic relief to say f@​6607" came up, kenny then pointed the microphone to the crowd and I screamed back "f@*T, F@**T, F@***T WE CAN SAY IT TOGETHER!!!" as loud as i could.

then i heard a voice from behind me say "hit that cisgender b****"

then i just felt a flurry of punches and grabs coming at me

the last thing i remember before i got knocked out was lying on the ground seeing legs and feet just kicking me

when i woke up, my friends were standing around me and this security guard was doing like checking my pulse or something. my montcler sweater was gone and so was my gold chain and jordans. i didn't even have a shirt underneath the sweater, so i was shirtless. the security said i wasn't allowed to be in the club without a shirt on so they kicked my out and i had to wait out in the cold until the concert ended which was super lame.

after my friends came out they told me i got beaten up by some gay guys who didn't like that i said the F word. I never ended up getting my clothes back and never pressed charges or anything.

thanks @op i laughed

🙂

ROFL

when @op posted this thread thinking he would get laughs I was slightly confused

Guess I'm not as lame as I thought, got some s***posting to do

sorry for you op, but thats what you get for trying to see kendrick lamar in 10 years too late

You tried your best but alas your streak of laughably bad posts continues

.....cock

You had this in the vault, waiting for the right moment

i swear i didnt lol

Lmfao

Lebron a b****

Sorry that happened though op

mods should ban u for this post

ktt2.com/yall-ever-got-catfished-before-32542177

This one hit harder. You got greedy @op

Lol

Anywho!

Its always funny when you can tell a poster thought he had a banger lol

Did Kendrick do his puppetry?