granted i am way up there when it comes to body hair so i am a bit of an anomaly but i still want to put forth the appeal to at least trim your ass hair because u dont want this !!
what happened to me is that the skin at the end of my tailbone has deteriorated and a small hole right at my asscrack opened up thats oozing an unpleasant blood like fluid and smell.
so basically i have two a******s now with the new one being a stinky period p****
went to my doc n he sent me to a butt doctor and butt doctor took a look at it and said it most likely happened because i am so hairy and it mightve been the combination of ingrown hairs and sweat damaging the skin there
it was so embarrassing gettin checked out btw because the butt doctor had this super cute baddy assistant in the room while i sat on some gynecologists type chair with my ass spread wide open
the chair tilted backwards so i literally had my ass up in the air and stared at the ceiling as i heard them talkin bout some "oh look at that right there you can see the fistula, poor guy..."
tl;dr: TRIM YOUR ASS HAIR
update: so its been 3 months my wound just started to heal after daily washups and puttin on bandages...
and worst thing possible happened, just discovered another one only inches away from the prior wound... this f***ing sucks and i hope next time the death risk of this procedure actually do me a solid cause i honestly do not even give a f*** bout life enough to put up with this s***
bruh just get one of those laser guns that remove hair
nah i deadass will
all this time i was like who cares if my ass hairy whys it matter but turns out it does
No, I don't think I will

@ creasy for typing this and posting it

@ me for reading all of it
im trying to protect yall man dont u get it yall had to hear this
now being completely honest, you shouldn't be embarrassed by this, life threw you a curve ball but you gon' be alright and who cares about an assistant who sees tons of a******s every day, trust me, she doesn't remember that s*** already
now you're gonna get surgery and gonna get much better, you'll gonna start shaving that s*** with laser and have a pretty ass bum and gonna f*** a lot of bad b****es
you a king op never forget that 🤍
now being completely honest, you shouldn't be embarrassed by this, life threw you a curve ball but you gon' be alright and who cares about an assistant who sees tons of a******s every day, trust me, she doesn't remember that s*** already
now you're gonna get surgery and gonna get much better, you'll gonna start shaving that s*** with laser and have a pretty ass bum and gonna f*** a lot of bad b****es
you a king op never forget that 🤍
i needed that !