Oct 1, 2021
jack johnsonOp deadass got a big pimple right where his ass split that's wild
- Oct 1, 2021
Crackne
Oct 1, 2021
lil ufo
not disproving what i said
- Oct 1, 2021·2 replies
Just pop it and let it ooze out if you can tolerate the pain
I don’t think these have anything to do with ass hair bro lol
- Oct 1, 2021·1 reply
Creasy· editedgranted i am way up there when it comes to body hair so i am a bit of an anomaly but i still want to put forth the appeal to at least trim your ass hair because u dont want this !!
what happened to me is that the skin at the end of my tailbone has deteriorated and a small hole right at my asscrack opened up thats oozing an unpleasant blood like fluid and smell.
so basically i have two a******s now with the new one being a stinky period p****went to my doc n he sent me to a butt doctor and butt doctor took a look at it and said it most likely happened because i am so hairy and it mightve been the combination of ingrown hairs and sweat damaging the skin there
it was so embarrassing gettin checked out btw because the butt doctor had this super cute baddy assistant in the room while i sat on some gynecologists type chair with my ass spread wide open
the chair tilted backwards so i literally had my ass up in the air and stared at the ceiling as i heard them talkin bout some "oh look at that right there you can see the fistula, poor guy..." 
tl;dr: TRIM YOUR ASS HAIR
update: so its been 3 months my wound just started to heal after daily washups and puttin on bandages...
and worst thing possible happened, just discovered another one only inches away from the prior wound... this f***ing sucks and i hope next time the death risk of this procedure actually do me a solid cause i honestly do not even give a f*** bout life enough to put up with this s***
Aint u say a girl ate ur ass
- Oct 1, 2021·1 reply
She coughin up hairballs?
Oct 1, 2021·1 replyI didnt need to read dis s***
Oct 1, 2021Creasy
Make sure you clean that ho good and keep gauze in it after surgery! Get one of them tooth brush floss spray things and blast your ass w it !
- Oct 1, 2021
It mainly affect black ppl cuz we got curly hair
Oct 1, 2021This thread is cursed
- Oct 1, 2021A New Impression
I didnt need to read dis s***
LMAO
Oct 1, 2021reading this while eating breakfast like a true king
- OPOct 1, 2021·1 replyAaronRodgersFamily
Aint u say a girl ate ur ass
you can still lick around it its not like i got hair in my actual a****** lol
Oct 1, 2021
throwawayokaycreasy got 2 bussys
Oct 1, 2021What the f***
- lil ufo 🛸Oct 1, 2021user
Just pop it and let it ooze out if you can tolerate the pain
I don’t think these have anything to do with ass hair bro lol
I've lost the count on how many times I did that, s*** will be there until that pore is unclogged by the hair
- Oct 1, 2021·2 replies
Im pretty hairy and this is scary asf I should get lasered
- lil ufo 🛸Oct 1, 2021·2 repliesimdoinf
Im pretty hairy and this is scary asf I should get lasered
bruh if you don't sweat like a pig there and don't sit on a chair all day then you good
- AR15 💯Oct 1, 2021
Damn if i got that s*** im probably dying cuz no way im spreading my cheeks in the air for anyone
- Oct 1, 2021lil ufo
bruh if you don't sweat like a pig there and don't sit on a chair all day then you good
I do sit all day cus I make pgone calls at my job but I'm not sweaty
- AR15 💯Oct 1, 2021AaronRodgersFamily
She coughin up hairballs?
I cant breathe
Oct 1, 2021
crinewinedining
- Oct 1, 2021
Think u just needed to lotion u ass sum time ago dawg. Creases like the taibone and ears get hella humid and then super dry
Sounds like ur s*** cracked and got infected
U gotta keep that area clean af
Take hella hot baths
Remove as many hairs as possible
Put Neosporin on that bih
And let it heal up proper
Don't let these broke ass doctors take ur bread g
- Oct 1, 2021
This man got a pressure ulcer lmao
- Oct 1, 2021
got covid right now and thought i was down bad, thanks OP, made me feel good about myself