called telahealth toronto and they said the average wait time for a nurse to call me back is 12 hours lmao f*** edit i can go to the hospital right now if i wanted to but i figured it wasnt worth it so i called tele-health instead

let me take your place

You are not f***ed, you are bitten

How the hell you get bitten by a squirrel

Christ maybe universal healthcare isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Jk I’m salty I live in America & healthcare crazy expensive

OP in 24 hours

Let me have your account

Damn Josh

Better start building your nest op

If it had rabies then yeah. Basically a zombie

Congrats u finally gonna turn into your avi

you’re about to get super powers bro be grateful

man I really really hate this furry s***

Did it draw blood?

you’re gonna s*** out all the blood in your body in approx 16 hours

Do you have a headache? 🤔

yo how you even get bit by a squirrel tho

what was you tryna do, feed the mf?

get alvin on the phone !

In on squirrel man's origin story

Squirrels almost never carry rabies

LOOOOL

yeah

can you get rabies from a squirrel bite? go to the hospital man f*** a phone call,better be safe then sorry

Lmao reminded me of the time my boy got bit by a squirrel back in the day after school in the park.

He got taken to A&E but he was fine. I think you’re good, once you finally get seen to by the hospital