idk what to do, i'm starving and no money on me

UPDATE

i stole some cakes from the stand, just a couple of vienese whirls and log cake

please pray for me

knuckle sandwich

Consult Kanye

its cake day for charity, but i have to donate money

...would i go to hell if ...

i dont want to go to hell but my tummy gurgling

you donated your sandwich bro

Its because u have a weak name

Pics of why you called (peachy)?

this is true, can you guarantee i won't get in any trouble with the lord

my mummy gave me the name because i had a peachy bum when i was a child

OK NOW WHO STOLE PEACHY'S LUNCH

we have a camera on the kitchen, pointed only at the fridge in case we have food thiefs

You left your fridge open, somebody just took your food

You tried to play nice and everyone took advantage 😞

its just lame because it was only ham and cheese sandwich

forgot to even put any butter on it, so the thief lost tbh

Nbs tho do it again but instead of a scrumptious meal, perhaps try replacing it with as much TNT as you can find, and securing the switch to the bag so when it opens it obliterates whoever stole it

Its their lunch now

They callin you peachy at work??

🍑👀?

bruh if you go to hell for stealing some cakes then we all f***ed

OP must got a fat ass

we are