damn how much does God loves preserving the sanctity of cakes?

feel like that should’ve been addressed somewhere in these religions

you could try hitting up people on Slack but other than that tough luck

but please dont go around stealing others' lunches as a retaliation, ive seen that s*** way too many times and its pathetic

This made me chuckle

i never understood how you could just steal someone who you work with's food

like what kinda mindest do you have to have to be like "hmm nice sandwhich in the fridge - i'll take that"

Ur name is peachy?

poison it next time with hot peppers and you will know who did it

Was just about to say this. I spread ghost/scorpion pepper hot sauce on all my sandwiches because that’s how I like them. Anyone who eats my sandwich is in for a world of unexpected pain.

cute name

Op went full Joker

Next time, put a hot sauce called Da Bomb on whatever foods in there. Whoever eats it will contemplate on their mistake in this life and the next

Get a chocolate laxative and just keep that in every lunch in case it goes missing again

mindset of im hungry n idgaf bout u

You're right, but religion is one hell of a d***

u kno wat u gotta do op

Whyd you change it from sandwich to food when op actually had a sandwich lmao

A nigga stealing ur food when u wrote ur name on it is OD

You need to come with this energy

Dam op show us why they call you peachy

Yea u getting fired

They're gonna call you peaches n cream when I'm done with you

Oh word?

LMFFAO