Honestly i just want to be a king of some Medieval small country or province. Create pacts, trades, maybe go to a war against someone. I would eat with my hands and talk with excellent british accent. I would have weird haircut.

Play a medieval themed MMORPG game

Real

I don't like video games. I want real expirience. This why i went all in my career to just fulfill the void but still...

It’s not too late. Find a royal family to marry into and hope for the best. Maybe poison one or two heirs to the throne. You’ll have to maybe settler for being an Old rather than Young king, but 🤷🏾‍♂️

you ready for the birth defects involved with being royalty?

OP:

Man like me would overthrow you

What’s ur career

you can still have a weird haircut if you want

you ready to look like this?

Im already born with a weak underdeveloped (in muscles department) body.

i work at big IT company. Don;t want to reveal a sphere. I meet CEO everyday.

You can apply at a Medieval Fair as a worker

Thank me later

this is just pathetic...

Like this thread

you forget the best part

b****es

You may like the movie Role Models!

i would be a great king. i would give away some food to the poor...

well im not that that important but im doing good so far. can get better of course. some people on this website are more succesful and rich than me.