$50 million dollars and you’re basically medieval king of a minor kingdom

That’s the dream. But hold up, what’s that on the floor?.....

wdym?

sharpening the guillotines as i type

what if im cute

You ready to have a huge target on your back? Heavy is the head that wears the crown

hmm

sharpening the pyramid

now what's that supposed to mean

Medieval 2 Total War out now
Crusader Kings 3 out now

You can still play video games and be successful king

You can be king of DN

Nigga ain’t even mention p**** not once smh

Play Crusader Kings 3

cacs wake up and think of the weird s*** i swear

Go f*** yourself and think about something regular like f***ing yourself.

Cant even dream in peace.

Great movie + hell of a performance from Timmy boy

Crine

Nah, the western kings OPs referring to were mostly losers with just 1 queen tbh.

Asian kings/emperors is where it’s at.

The Khans of the Mongolian empire

The Mughal kings of India/Pakistan

The Dyntasy Kings of the Chinese Empire

I mean, Khan was muslim
The mughal guy looks like he got all the b****es ngl

The Khans of Mongolia had Muslims in their court, and their descendants were certainly Muslim - however the original “Khan” kings (Genghis, Kublai, Jinghim, etc) were all Mongol pagans who worshipped Tengri, the sky-wolf, as a god.

They were more similar to the Pharaohs, as they believed they were agents of god, put directly in human body. (Their subjects often worshipped them directly).

Nigga I would smoke you?