You leading a rebellion against this evil Empire?

Get high

Try to impress girls with my tricks

Or work for sby for money

Become a full time Vegas magician for the $

lamest jedi oat

Meditation

laser action but for real

Take over the world

Whatever the Jedi Council instructs me to do.

MUST BE STOPPED

S/o Qui-Gon rip

If it's during the empire imma just chill
If it's during clone wars I'm pulling up

Also padme

Slaughter kids who aren’t social distancing

bro the twi’leks were so hot though

like my first crush was on the green one in jabbas palace

Jokes on him

Jedis don’t keep attachments

live in a retired stormtrooper's crib that i slaughtered off of their pension mixing jedi mind tricks with identity theft on a rural backwater planet.

do occasional mandatory intervention jedi temple zoom video calls ignoring my duties via droid.

hunt sith bi-weekly and collect their sabers as drip to hang on the crib wall.

turn on the baby jedilings

I’d become a Sith instead

all i know is
purple lightsaber
they look like they taste like grape laffy taffy

Jack off without touching myself

i really just read that and thought you meant "turn on"

Normalizing the usage of blasters/guns. Lightsabers are stupid. When you have precog and crazy reflexes.

F***ing Jorja Smith and India Westbrooks

F***ing them blue aliens on the daily