Chilling in my Coruscant high-rise apartment

Leading my clone army against a separatist system

Whipping my saber out at any opportunity to flex during negotiations

F***ing padme from the back

AOTC Geonosis outfit

This is where the fun begins

Someone actually made this meme, thats wild

Not a got damn thing and leaving to the force like Master Yoda.

Got me f***ed up being a jedi doesn't even come with benefits or a 401k.

Im chilling

real ones know that Jedi's dont let their emotions cloud their feelings

Anakin was a Jedi Knight before he became Darth Vader after losing Padme

thats why he turned to the Sith, he let his feelings with Padme control him

P**** really brought that man down smh

I'd turn into A Sith Lord and try to conquer the planet with my power.

Lmao it sounds wild outta context but not if you've seen the movies

Flirting with the darkside

Give these b****es that lightsaber

F***ing b****es using the force

Practicing my moves in the woods or some s***

I definitely wouldn't give a f*** about the war. If your not in the Skywalker family your basically cannon fodder thats guaranteed gonna die

Isn't the whole idea that the jedi councel was bogus?

Getting Jeff Bezos to transfer me 100% of his stock

Flopping at the box office

Getting high as f*** on Tattoine

This

id leave the order in my 20's tbh. probably start drinking. irresponsibly use the force for god knows what.

id just be baggin females and s***posting on ktt.....thats literally what i did with christianity