Jul 4, 2022are you mad at your homie or your mom 🤔
Jul 4, 2022·4 replies
Jul 4, 2022i would beat that niggas ass lol tf
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and wtf is wrong with you for asking this question op you aight?
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I would cut both em off
Jul 4, 2022Regardless, I refuse to EVER be Tyrese. I'm a have to box both of them.
- Jul 4, 2022
That nigga would die
frenchpress ❇️Jul 4, 2022allmygirlsdoyoganeed her
Jul 4, 2022allmygirlsdoyogapasabis avy post is always 10/10
Jul 4, 2022You gotta beat his ass op
Jul 4, 2022id kill that nigga
Jul 4, 2022My nostrils flaring just reading this scenario
Jul 4, 2022·1 replyallmygirlsdoyogaName?
Purrp 🌚Jul 4, 2022·5 repliesFunny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots
When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.
Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”
Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.
I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.
My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.
To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.
TLDR; they tried to
Nuja 🫶🏾Jul 4, 2022I used a condom if that makes it easier
Jul 4, 2022I could care less about what 2 grown folks do with their own lives honestly. Could possibly get a little annoying at most
Jul 4, 2022·1 replyPurrpFunny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.
Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”
Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.
I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.
My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.
To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.
TLDR; they tried to
God couldn’t have got this info outta me
You def shoulda smacked him
Jul 4, 2022guess who goin to jail toniiiiiiight
Niggamortis 👨🚀Jul 4, 2022Come talk to me yourself OP.
I did what I did and I’d do it again (in fact we’re meeting tomorrow).
- Purrp 🌚Jul 4, 2022Wisdom
God couldn’t have got this info outta me
You def shoulda smacked him
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Jul 4, 2022·1 reply
Jul 4, 2022i would film them
Jul 4, 2022BVLName?
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Jul 4, 2022PurrpFunny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.
Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”
Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.
I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.
My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.
To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.
TLDR; they tried to
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