Purrp

2y

Funny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots

When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.

Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”

Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.

I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.

My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.

To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.

TLDR; they tried to

Jihyo

2y

Bro got my sloppy seconds lol idc

Purrp

2y

Funny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots

When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.

Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”

Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.

I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.

My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.

To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.

TLDR; they tried to

SEGA GOON

2y

It takes two to tango...

Purrp

2y

Funny story OP.
Had a coworker of mine that I knew for maybe 3 weeks come out for bday. My mom’s relatively young so she came out too. It’s her, my fine homegirl, me and my coworker bc most of my other friends flaked. My mom was buying everyone drinks and s***, an hour and half in I’m pretty f***ed up and she’s still handing me shots

When the bar closed we ended up going out for hookah after the bar. I’m pretty f***ed up just tryna stay coherent and talk to my homegirl bc I always wanted to get at her. After a while there we decide to go back to my house and drink some more. I’m talking very drunk selfies with shorty, generally being sloppy drunk bc it’s my bday. Wasn’t paying much attention to my mom or my coworker all night, I was in my own world.

Coworker passes out on the couch, me and shorty go to sleep in my room (L), my mom goes to her room. The next day I wake up, the homegirl leaves, my coworker still on the couch. I’m hungover asf so I go back to sleep. Coworker is there for like half the day. I’m thinking “we got pretty f***ed up last night and went to bed late I feel him on the being exhausted s***” Once I finally get up and he’s gone, my mom comes up to me and is like “you know your friend was tryna f*** me all night right?”

Turns out homie gave his fake Snapchat to my mom (bc he had a gf at home who basically got disowned to be with him) and he as flirting with her all night with my dumbass completely oblivious to the point that he was saying s*** to her like “how has he not noticed” dude was waiting around all day bc he thought he was finna smash my mom while I was sleep.

I’m completely taken aback, this your first time hanging out with me outside of work, why you moving like that? I thought me and dude were cool too. I wouldn’t do that to someone I see as a friend even if I just met them.

My mom was like don’t say nothing don’t make it weird, completely not understanding why I would not fw him after some s*** like that. I never did say anything even though all my homeboys were pissed and tryna fight his ass if I wasn’t going to.

To this day he still calls me and I just don’t answer. Bro made it clear he not my real homeboy so why would I fw him still.

TLDR; they tried to

Jihyo

2y

Bro got my sloppy seconds lol idc

Jihyo

2y

Bro got my sloppy seconds lol idc

Jihyo

2y

Bro got my sloppy seconds lol idc