There honestly isn’t any reason to still be using toilet paper in this day and age

It’s worse for the environment and less hygienic

Grab yourself a bidet. They’re as cheap as $50 bucks on the low end ($500 if you want a swagged out one with heated seats, heat set, dryer, 10 different types of osculating sprays)

There also more convenient. NA super behind when it comes to this

Didnt we just have a thread on this damn just make sure ur ass clean bro it aint that serious

Did we?! I didn’t see that

But I agree that’s why you need a bidet

Nvm these threads have been done before

Thought it was fresh (no pun intended)

Multiple people requested i unlock this thread

just get your bowel movements on a set schedule so that you're pooping before you have to shower.

you gotta be ascended to reach this level wtf

takes like 2 weeks and your body will be ready to poop at the same time every day.

Also the worst part about not having a bidet is having to use up so much toilet paper wiping and still being left with the itchy sensation in your ass

Bowl movements

Ice on my neck, flawless bidets.

I wanna enhance my jackoff station so I must invest in one

joe bidet

bidet.gg/product/swipe-plus

Or if you don’t wanna be wild about it

bidet.gg/product/swipe

Fax

Just don’t wipe, simple.

Pusha‘s latest album is literally about not wiping, crazy that nobody got it yet

You a freak if you like water shooting directly up your a******. Use toilet paper and ensure that you wash that area well when you shower.

no way this is true dawg

sorry bro i simply do not need one, my fibre intake is so optimal that my s***s are round, solid, thick and firm.. there is just no need to wipe at all when im s***ting this cleanly

P*** really made yall wanna splash water up your booty? Really destroyed yall minds fr. #shittyboyz

Why you so concerned with getting other men’s a******s wet and clean?

What are you planning?

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