Why shower jet your ass and get poop all over your feet when you can get water squirt at the toilet? It’s way better and I poop much more often now instead of waiting until I have time to shower after. Love my f***ing bidet

Imagine eating ass that aint hit the bidet first

Grow up lol It helps clean your rectum, removes fecal bacteria, stops ass germs from your hands to your surroundings, and it soothes/makes life way better for people with IBS.
"providing water flow to the a*** region via bidet can be effective in reducing the severity of constipation."

Why are Americans obsessed with a*** hygiene

I can assure u toilet paper & showers suffice

maybe I don't have enough f***ing space to install a bidet, ffs

Bro woke up and decided to poor shame people

$50 dollars??? You can get a solid
Bidet for that price, self installed

Wym you can choose if you have an ovulated toilet or a round toilet and you should be able to install it doesn’t take up much space.

@ryder

Bidets are that cheap nowadays?

Gotta cop one asap then

it's not a separated thing from the toilet?

I just used mine. Amazing.

Mine is only 30 bucks Veken Ultra-Slim Bidet Attachment for Toilet, Dual Nozzle (Feminine/Posterior Wash) Hygienic Bidet, Adjustable Water Pressure Beday Baday Badette to Add for Toilet Seat with Brass Inlet a.co/d/7wpM0T4

damn okay, I came from a place where bidets were a separate whole seat from the toilet one

When a girl buys a vibrator it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun BUT when I order a 30 bucks Veken Ultra-Slim Bidet Attachment for Toilet, Dual Nozzle (Feminine/Posterior Wash) Hygienic Bidet, Adjustable Water Pressure Beday Baday Badette to Add for Toilet Seat with Brass Inlet I’m called a pervert?

Real ones know

Yuuup

my bowels are ready to move at 11am but I'm awake at 8:30 most days, I even go to the bathroom right at 8:30 but like a 30/70 split to 11am

Yep.

what are your thoughts on bidets, Mr. Rigwit

it’s imperative everyone installs a bidet in their house to avoid having a stinky poopy bumhole.

edit: also RIP takeoff man

It could be a thread about the first man on Mars & bruh would find a way to mention a bidet

thread reminded me about @chicknparm and his portable bidet lmao thanks for that op