Alright so I was playing MW2 and I asked some people in the lobby what I should order. Here's what they gave me:

Whiskey sour
LA Water
Moscow Mule
Washington apple
Scotch on the rocks

are these even real drinks? Like wtf is this s***?

Also im going with my friend and its his girlfriends birthday, so theres going to be a lot of people (girls too ) So I got to like im not a noob and that I have done this before. Like how do you pay at a bar? Do I just say a drink then pay right away? Or is there like a tab that I get at the end or something?

Ask for a cosmopolitan and let the guy next to you pay

why ?

To assert dominance

Trust me bro

Liquid

I just go to the bar with a friend and say whatever he is having

u introvert gang too?

But I also just don't really care and am trying to be in the same mental space as whoever I'm with.

So I end up drinking a bunch of random s***

so you just drink everything who youre with gets?

Si

Order a s***on the beach and put it on someone else's tab

I remember the bar had a s*** ton of tequila left from this wedding no one wanted so I just told them to pour me up a tall glass of it.

Then I went around and had people take sips of my cup. Funny

If you don't really drink, get a beer. Or something easy to drink like a hennessy and coke.

How to d*** someone 101

Not to random people, close friends

Didn't mean to come off that way

Just sit at the bar with them and have your ID ready. The bartenders are gonna try to get you on a tab but I've always preferred to pay for each drink as a I go, to each their own.

ive never had hennessy

But actually this tho

It doesn't taste as bad as alot of other hard drinks. If everyone around you is drinking a beer and you don't really drink then just get a beer. There's no shame in that.

hi can I get a beer (im an introvert)

This is the right answer by the way, all the answers in op are more acquired tastes. Just get a beer or some s*** mixed with softdrinks.

beer

nah but i kinda want to try some other s*** than beer tho. The only alcohol that i drink IS beer and seltzers

are u saying mix the hennessy into the coke? Or sip hennessy then chase it with coke?